Wasps nest - what to do?

I cannot actually see a nest as the wasps are going in and out a small gap in the sheds frame and into the cavity in a stud wall. When i go into the shed there is no sign of them and there does not appear to be any gaps they could get through!

Although the idea of nuking them from orbit would be my first choice, anything destructive will also damage the shed so is not an option!
 
marl said:
I cannot actually see a nest as the wasps are going in and out a small gap in the sheds frame and into the cavity in a stud wall. When i go into the shed there is no sign of them and there does not appear to be any gaps they could get through!

Although the idea of nuking them from orbit would be my first choice, anything destructive will also damage the shed so is not an option!
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honestly just burn the shed. Its your only option.
 
Get some wasp insecticide powder stuff (google it) and puff it on to the bit they're using as an entrance. Do it late at night/very early in the morning on a cool (preferably wet) day as this is when they'll be most docile. Wasps passingthrough the entrance will carry the insecticide into the nest and pass it on where it will eventually lead to the Queen who will then die. They'll all bugger off after that (if there are any left).

Wear full length sleeves/trousers and try to cover your face/neck. If you kill any it'll let off a signal and they'll all come for you. If you get stung, it'll let off a signal and they'll all come for you.

Sorry to burst the funny bubble but we've got one just outside the study door at the moment and my Dad got stung 1cm away from his eyeball the other day so I don't have much tolerance for the little ****ers.
 
r44b said:
honestly just burn the shed. Its your only option.
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got a lol from me

i chucked a b ball at one before which worked killing a surprising amount and kept me very safe though i was lucky as the shed was 100% empty which meant i could pelt the ball in there and not worry it will fall onto the stuff below
 
Do what my uncle did.......smoke bombed the shed......went in with a flamethrower then battered **** out it with a driver! :D

I hate killing things :( I am still outraged about when my mate disturbed a nest and i got stung 2" from my nuts. :eek:
 
RMA!

Seriously though, I would get someone in to deal with it can be quite dangerous handling a nest. My girlfriend has one at her house which I spotted on weekend, I advised her to get a pest control guy in!
 
we recently had one in the centre of our back garden, i just stuck on a lot of protective clothing and charged it down with wasp spray quickly chucked in a black binbag and left to die!
 
There's a few options I can think of.

(1)Declare a Jihad and recruit young, easily influenced wasps to your cause, strapping explosives onto them and convincing them to suicide bomb the nest.

(2) Give the wasp queen a knighthood and get the bees to attack them for you.

(3) Protest outside their nest that they are fag enablers and will burn in the fires of hell.

(4) Set fire to the nest, the building it's in, and everything you can come across between your PC and the nest, just to be on the safe side.

(5) Beat it like a ginger step-child.

(6) Call the ghostbusters.

(7) Combine the family cars into a giant battle robot, then squash the nest with it.

(8) Offer the wasps aslyum, a council house and a free BMW.

(9) Grab the nest, crush it into wasp nest dust in a wasp nest crushing machine, load the dust into a rocket and fire it into the heart of the sun.

and finally

(10) Put up cameras to catch the wasps doing the most heinous of crimes... Speeding. Then fine them and put points on their licence, leading to social ostracisation and driving them out of the neighbourhood.
 
Dolph said:
There's a few options I can think of.

(1)Declare a Jihad and recruit young, easily influenced wasps to your cause, strapping explosives onto them and convincing them to suicide bomb the nest.

(2) Give the wasp queen a knighthood and get the bees to attack them for you.

(3) Protest outside their nest that they are fag enablers and will burn in the fires of hell.

(4) Set fire to the nest, the building it's in, and everything you can come across between your PC and the nest, just to be on the safe side.

(5) Beat it like a ginger step-child.

(6) Call the ghostbusters.

(7) Combine the family cars into a giant battle robot, then squash the nest with it.

(8) Offer the wasps aslyum, a council house and a free BMW.

(9) Grab the nest, crush it into wasp nest dust in a wasp nest crushing machine, load the dust into a rocket and fire it into the heart of the sun.

and finally

(10) Put up cameras to catch the wasps doing the most heinous of crimes... Speeding. Then fine them and put points on their licence, leading to social ostracisation and driving them out of the neighbourhood.
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Sheer class. :D
 
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