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So, going on from you lot wanting a confession, or atleast a story....
I wear contact lenses. And don't own any glasses.
Which makes that moment when someone rings your doorbell in the morning and wakes you up.. slightly more complicated.
I'm as blind as a bat and can barely see my hand clearly in-front of my face without my contacts in.
I awoke one morning with said doorbell ringing away. So, I jump out of bed, quickly shove some jeans on, and rush to the door.
When I open it, and give the usual "Hello" to the rough outline of a person stood there.
All I hear in response, is a slight high pitched shriek and the blurry person quickly runs away down my path, out the gate, and away up the hill.
Upon their quick exit, I saw they dropped something and upon bending over to pick it up, I realise, my semi erected penis is hanging out.
Only later once I put my contact lenses in and had a look at the leaflet the person dropped did I see it was a "Life Creation + How God can help you" booklet.
She was a Bible Basher.
I'm going to Hell.
I wear contact lenses. And don't own any glasses.
Which makes that moment when someone rings your doorbell in the morning and wakes you up.. slightly more complicated.
I'm as blind as a bat and can barely see my hand clearly in-front of my face without my contacts in.
I awoke one morning with said doorbell ringing away. So, I jump out of bed, quickly shove some jeans on, and rush to the door.
When I open it, and give the usual "Hello" to the rough outline of a person stood there.
All I hear in response, is a slight high pitched shriek and the blurry person quickly runs away down my path, out the gate, and away up the hill.
Upon their quick exit, I saw they dropped something and upon bending over to pick it up, I realise, my semi erected penis is hanging out.
Only later once I put my contact lenses in and had a look at the leaflet the person dropped did I see it was a "Life Creation + How God can help you" booklet.
She was a Bible Basher.
I'm going to Hell.
