Watersports
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It wasn't quite a donut, hard to describe, it's like a big round rubber matt with handles on the front. The speed boat pulls you along and you're lay on your front holding on. Unfortunately being tall means your tender regions hang over the back hence major sack slapping. Ah well, the likely-hood of infertility outweighed the fun at the time
I know what you were on pretty much, I was just suggesting that you don't thrust at inappropriate moments.
As for being tall, I think I'm even slightly taller than you at 6'4" so I'm very aware of how unprotected one can be with the extra height - in which case jockey shorts or similar come in handy, it's a lesson for the future if nothing else.
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I hate jetskis!
Getting rid of those was one of the plus points of the speed limit (there are 2 plus points).
Getting rid of those was one of the plus points of the speed limit (there are 2 plus points).
Oh, those watersports.
You bunch of sick ********!
I only do beastiality.
Why so?
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When I see that picture with you on the front, I think:
"that dude at the front is either yawning at how boring it is, or thinking 'ZOMG ITS A WALL ARGH' and is about to crash"
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"that dude at the front is either yawning at how boring it is, or thinking 'ZOMG ITS A WALL ARGH' and is about to crash"
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I bet you're one of those 'surfers' who paddle around on their board a bit then tell girls you're a surfer hunk though
(body boarding?)When I see that picture with you on the front, I think:
"that dude at the front is either yawning at how boring it is, or thinking 'ZOMG ITS A WALL ARGH' and is about to crash"
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LOL
Just scratched my ass perhaps
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They become less appealing when you live next to them constantly buzzing around the bay leaking oil. Most of them have no silencers.
You'd hate bikes if people were allowed to ride trials bikes around your back garden all day.
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lmao
I went Jetskiing for the first time in my life the other day. I didn't realise how much fun I was missing out on, these beasts were pretty powerful.
The inflatable donut/hang-on-for-your-life thing is quite a laugh too. Not so funny when you're hanging off the back of it whilst being catapulted 10feet in the air just to come slapping back down to the water on your genitals
me...
sorry thought this thread was about something else
I came in to delete the thread
lol you too??? We're all a bunch of perv's..!! this thread has made me chuckle.!!
He's on the radio to David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson so they can bring the lifeboat and helicopter out.
Actually they do have Silencers, My brother found out the hard way that if you take it off it messes with the engine for some reason
And if they are leaking oil there must be a serious problem. Normally when oil leaks in a jet ski it just goes all through the hull
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