Waxing.

I have to admit, and this will come to no surprise to some, but I did have my chest waxed once.

We stayed in a manor a few years back in Warwickshire ( very nice too) with a Spa service. I, for some reason, I went for this waxing session and this poor young lady was subjected to me and my “forest of love” hehe.

Anyway she hadn’t done it before. A complete virgin. As she gently removed the strips ( which was wrong) I had to practically grip everything I could get my hands on. It was like being tortured in the gallows of one of my ships!!

The strips wouldn’t come off for her and the more she tugged, the more distressed I was getting, causing me to perspire more. The sweat was then causing even more problems and the wax was sticking quickly and she couldn’t grip me (not normally a problem for me ;) )!!

It wasn’t long before she was in tears (bless her) but I was only half cooked. Anyway, two other young ladies came in and joined in and tugged away!! LOL (or should that be LOT). I should have been in my glory. Instead I was eager to jump in a cold shower for very different reasons.

I often think of that poor young girl. How I’ve damaged her for life and she couldn’t face a hairy chest.
 
LOL Quality thread. Funny how people find so much humour in someone else's misfortune :D :D :D

OT: Gilly, Sic, what's with the little blurb under your sigs? I saw another somewhere too :confused:
 
Gilly said:
Yes it is.
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you have some issues about homosexuality i think you need to work out

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Nelson said:
OT: Gilly, Sic, what's with the little blurb under your sigs? I saw another somewhere too :confused:
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i noticed people had started ripping off ElRazur's sig. i thought it was funny, so i ripped them off.
 
Arcade Fire has one too. i thought it was a fad and it made me chuckle so i jumped on, stat
 
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