wedding poem

FluffySheep

FluffySheep

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I'm getting married next month and I'm sorting the invites out. I've been living with my partner for over 3 years now, so our wedding present list is short as hell (14 prezzies, including a £3.99 sieve :( ).

I know some people stick little poems into the invites to say instead of presents, can we have money for a new [insert here].

Based upon that, any budding poets or someone who would care to give me a copy of the poem they received/sent I would massively appreciate it, based on the ida of a new gas cooker or sofa (if that makes any difference).

Thanks massively in advance
FluffySheep
 
This invites you to celebrate
X and Y say 'I Do'
If you wish to give something
here's a clue for you

We lived together before this wedding
so we have a home, full of glasses and bedding
So what to get for the bride and groom
whose house is set up in every room

Be it kettle or toaster
they do have the lot
So rather than give them
Something they've already got....

Please put some money into a card,
Now make a wish.....see, that wasn't hard!
Now that we've saved you all the fuss,
We hope you'll come and celebrate with us!

Thats the one i received from my best mate's wedding invite.
 
Please don't buy us gifts.

We would only throw them from cliffs.

As we are really want some cash.

So we can buy a new dilldo for my wife's gash.

Or if you think that's a farce,

It can also go up my arse.
 
POB said:
Please don't buy us gifts.

We would only throw them from cliffs.

As we are really want some cash.

So we can buy a new dilldo for my wife's gash.

Or if you think that's a farce,

It can also go up my arse.
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Genuine LOL!!!!
 
On this our special Wedding Day
We don’t know just what to say.
We have a home with contents too.
So things we need are but a few.
But if a gift you’d like to bring,
Then a few pennies would be the thing,
Which we would most appreciate,
On this our special Wedding Day.
We hope this doesn’t cause offence,
But in our case it makes more sense.




Our life together has already begun
We have almost everything under the sun
If you should wish to bring a gift
Then cash or vouchers, if you insist
But most of all a gift we’d say
Is for you to share our Wedding Day


Because at first we lived in sin
We've got the sheets and a rubbish bin
A gift from you would be swell
But we'd prefer a donation to our Wishing Well
some more ere op http://www.google.co.uk/ :p
 
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Derek W said:
This invites you to celebrate
X and Y say 'I Do'
If you wish to give something
here's a clue for you

We lived together before this wedding
so we have a home, full of glasses and bedding
So what to get for the bride and groom
whose house is set up in every room

Be it kettle or toaster
they do have the lot
So rather than give them
Something they've already got....

Please put some money into a card,
Now make a wish.....see, that wasn't hard!
Now that we've saved you all the fuss,
We hope you'll come and celebrate with us!

Thats the one i received from my best mate's wedding invite.
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I like - any other ideas?

POB said:
Please don't buy us gifts.

We would only throw them from cliffs.

As we are really want some cash.

So we can buy a new dilldo for my wife's gash.

Or if you think that's a farce,

It can also go up my arse.
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lolrofpmsl, maybe not! :D
 
Gonna be giving the bride one tonight
Even though she’s no longer tight
As the saying goes, lucky for some
I might even get some bum

I love her to bits
Especially her ****
Even though I seen em all before
So banging away, all the day
Soon my bell end will be sore
 
the shadow said:
some more ere op http://www.google.co.uk/ :p
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Now I think this belongs on here.

If I wanted just something from the top page of google, I would google it! I was after soemthing more unique, and some of you have helped out in true (decent) OcUK style!

I'm after something that nobody will have seen before and not go 'ooh, I know where that came from-google'

ARGH

Rant over
FluffySheep
 
FluffySheep said:
Now I think this belongs on here.

If I wanted just something from the top page of google, I would google it! I was after soemthing more unique, and some of you have helped out in true (decent) OcUK style!

I'm after something that nobody will have seen before and not go 'ooh, I know where that came from-google'

ARGH

Rant over
FluffySheep
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Jest
Just change the words abit or just tell em Cash Rules Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M.
get the money
Dolla dolla bill y'aauhhaaaauhhhahhhauhhhll, YEAH :cool:
 
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Copying the one I've got on my fridge as we speak from my friends:

Many of our guests have enquired
For a gift idea to be inspired
Like many young couples today
We have most things anyway
If you would like to give,
It is our request
For something for our treasure chest
A gift of money you can afford
Is just what we need, you can be assured
Without the help of this little pun
Our honeymoon would not be much fun

Don't know if they wrote it themselves... bit of dubious rhyming but could be altered!
 
vicisthebest said:
Copying the one I've got on my fridge as we speak from my friends:

Many of our guests have enquired
For a gift idea to be inspired
Like many young couples today
We have most things anyway
If you would like to give,
It is our request
For something for our treasure chest
A gift of money you can afford
Is just what we need, you can be assured
Without the help of this little pun
Our honeymoon would not be much fun

Don't know if they wrote it themselves... bit of dubious rhyming but could be altered!
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Not all poetry rhymes or has to rhyme, y'know...
 
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