Wednesday Joke

Is the reason for people not getting it because they didnt know of a place called Londonderry?

Pretty straightforward joke IMO.
 
S@njay said:
All these OCUK jokes are just full of sex!
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Every time I go on the OcUK forums, one side of my table (the side that I'm sat at) raises a distance. :o:o
 
A guy walks in to the doctors surgery...

Patient:" Doctor, I think I'm going deaf"

Doctor; "What are the symptoms"

Patient:"Yellow cartoon family on sky" :D
 
A woman went to see a plastic surgeon. She explained to him that after having several children her private parts had become a tad untidy. She wanted to go from the Yorkshire pudding look to the cornish pasty look.

The surgeon examined her and said he was confident he could do a good job with a nip here and a tuck there and everything would look like it did before she had any children.

She was overrjoyed and made an appointment for the operation.


A few days later she was just coming around from the anasthetic, her operation over and much to her suprise there were three red roses on top of her bed.

"Who sent me these?" asked Susan to the ward sister - "There're lovely".

"Well," said Matron, it was actually three people that sent you one rose each. The first was from our surgeon who thought you was a model patient and he is extremely pleased with the way the operation went. The second rose is from your husband who has already had a quck peep while you were asleep and he is absolutely thrilled with the results. The third rose is from Brian in the Burns Unit to thank you for his new ears." :p
 
S@njay said:
made me horny:(

All these OCUK jokes are just full of sex!
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me 2 :D
 
A blond walks into a dry cleaners and asks if they can get out a stain, the deaf attendant calls out "Come again!", "No just mustard this time" replies the blonde.
 
Keltyx said:
A blond walks into a dry cleaners and asks if they can get out a stain, the deaf attendant calls out "Come again!", "No just mustard this time" replies the blonde.
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Shouldnt that be Monica Lewinsky instead of a blond,Allegedly?

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A big :/ from me tbh, although i can't come up with anything better :(

EDIT: LOL :p found one:

McDougal was offered 500 pounds for his dog by an American and 100 pounds by an Englishman. Much to everyone's surprise he accepted the bid from the Englishman. Afterwards he explained. "The dog can walk back home from England but he'll never swim the Atlantic."
 
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field. The Englishman says "Look at that fine English cow." The Irishman disagreed, saying "No, it's an Irish cow." The Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. "No, it's a Scottish cow - it's got bagpipes underneath."

:D :D
 
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