Wednesday Joke.....

[Gas Panic!]

Recycled blonde joke?

Most jokes are recycled to some degree.

 

[MarcLister]

that made me giggle - wtf is a girly laugh!

Hehehehehehehehe?

A giggle, men chortle

Huhuhuhuhuhuh?

Recycled blonde joke?

Yeah! I know it as "what do you call a blonde woman with two brain cells?".

 

[Morthoseth]

Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society

Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

 

[MarcLister]

Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society

Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

Was thinking of these when I saw the OP's joke. Thanks for obliging.

 

[Scuzi]

How do you get a chav pregnant?
Crack one off onto her shoe and let the flies do the rest.

 

[icey_haj]

On a more serious note, does a chav have to be white? What's the word for a black or asian chav?

 

[slambo69]

On a more serious note, does a chav have to be white? What's the word for a black or asian chav?

Gangsta.

 

[Killerkebab]

On a more serious note, does a chav have to be white? What's the word for a black or asian chav?

Chav.

 

[Bar]

How do you get a chav pregnant?
Crack one off onto her shoe and let the flies do the rest.

That made me chuckle, cringe and feel nauseous all at the same time - niceone

 

[Snakedoctor]

Whats the difference between a lorry load of Chavs and a lorry load of marbles?
You cant unload marbles with a pitchfork.

What goes plink, plink, fizz?
Two chavs falling into an acid bath.

Whats red and white and screams?
A pealed chav in a bowl of salt.

Why do moths fly with their legs so far apart?
Have you seen the size of mothballs?

Surely the term "Chav" has been well overused now. It seems to refer to any teenager, whereas there are many teenagers who are "normal" and well adjusted. My children for example. I am sure many of us older persons on here will agree that we would have been called chavs due to our fashions, if the term had been around in the 70's-80's. But instead we were called "Mods" or "New Romantics" or "Skin heads" or "Punk Rockers". Perhaps its due to the lack of imagination of the younger generation these days. They do all kinda dress the same and look the same.

Mind you, I cant stand them, I have no time for other peoples kids.

 

[KaHn]

On a more serious note, does a chav have to be white? What's the word for a black or asian chav?

more likely to be called a ****

KaHn

 

[Anksy]

hahaha, most of them are great

 

[DarkShadow]

Liking them, need more

 

[Spend_day]

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

dunno why but i loled at that