Soldato
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Heart says we can suddenly pull it together and raise our game as it's Utd. Head says we're gonna get nailed
Following complaints by Mr Wenger regarding deliberate kicks being aimed at his players during the shocking defeat to Stoke City the FA have been quick to act to protect the Arsenal team prior to their home fixture with Manchester United.
The Red Devils have been instructed to wear bells on their socks to give advance waning of their approach.
A spokesman for the FA insist that Arsenal, who have always been known as a free flowing side dating back to articulate players such as Ian Ure, Willie Young, Tony Adams, Sammy Nelson, Steve Bould and Martin Keown deserve protection from predators such as Stoke City, Hull, Fulham and Spurs.
‘We take these matters seriously’, he continued. ‘We are working on a tennis style bleeper that will prevent another individual from going within two feet of an Arsenal player’.
Meanwhile, the Gunners are currently in negotiation with a multi million pound sponsorship deal with Andrex whose new logo is likely to become …….. Arsenal, soft as s***!
Last time we played Arsenal (OT last season, Hargreaves winner) I got so hyped up during the game that when I stood up at full time I actually fainted, fell on and smashed a table
Hoping to avoid that today.
1200: ARSENAL v MANCHESTER UNITED LINE-UPS
Arsenal: Almunia, Sagna, Gallas, Silvestre, Clichy, Walcott, Fabregas, Denilson, Nasri, Diaby, Bendtner. Subs: Fabianski, Toure, Vela, Ramsey, Song Billong, Wilshere, Djourou.
Man Utd: Van der Sar, Neville, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Ronaldo, Anderson, Carrick, Park, Rooney, Berbatov. Subs: Kuszczak, Giggs, Nani, Rafael Da Silva, O'Shea, Evans, Tevez.
Calamity VDS! Weakest link in the Man U squad
EDIT: He'll probably make world class saves now