Weird Ebay Item (Car)

bingham67 · 18 Jan 2006 at 16:31

LOL look at this car

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Renault-21-Di...4603798888QQcategoryZ9861QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Morba · 18 Jan 2006 at 16:34

other than a bit dirty, those seats look good for almost 200k!

some great answers to a lot of questions

Agent_matt · 18 Jan 2006 at 16:35

Interesting description. Really made me laugh.

Sanzy · 18 Jan 2006 at 16:36

looks a beast nice low milage to

Sic · 18 Jan 2006 at 16:40

ebay dude said:
I don't care if it goes for 10p, just get it away from me.

lol

bingham67 · 18 Jan 2006 at 16:44

Q: The dent on the Mondeo in the background...anything to do with the dent in the front of your car??

A: No. You've obviously never been to Peckham.

LOL its going for £37.01 made more then 10p

VonClinkerhofen · 18 Jan 2006 at 16:56

LOL makes a refreshing change someone on ebay who isn't out to screw you

Beren · 18 Jan 2006 at 17:03

Hah he deserves it for the laughs he has caused a great many people!

Good find, great Q&A Section

Simian · 18 Jan 2006 at 17:18

Anyone remember that guy that was selling some Motorcycle parts and took most of the advert telling prospective buyers what in the Photo 'Was Not For Sale' eg: the House, The Wall etc... and ripping into people who ignored the 'Buyer Collects' part and bidding from America...

I love 'Honest' Sellers on Ebay!...

toy_soldier · 18 Jan 2006 at 17:21

Q: Hello my good freind. Would you be able to export it to nigeria for me. I'm owed loads of money by some yank, so I'd pay you loads and loads and then you can put the change in the glove box or something. Thanks.

A: Happily i was boorn yesterday so that should be no problem. Do you take cheques?

Lmao

Jotun · 18 Jan 2006 at 19:00

Seller's return policy:
I have been painfully honest. Don't come bleating to me about the electric window being slow or the mayonnaise stain on the seat. You are bidding on a glorified skip.

Good luck, in this car you will need it.

Quality auction

William · 18 Jan 2006 at 19:16

Probably worth £50 to crash it into somthing made of concrete.

Simian · 19 Jan 2006 at 08:50

Thats the sort of thing you buy to drive from London to Edinburgh Visit some mates and back again then abandon on some waste ground and set fire to it!... and you've still saved money over the Train or Bus Fare!!...

This is by no way an endorsment of abandoning cars and setting them alight!!!

olv · 19 Jan 2006 at 09:23

that's brilliant

ebay said:
I don't know about sunflower oil but I've managed to run it on spit and hatred

haha

Oakesy2001uk · 19 Jan 2006 at 09:50

That is absolutely quality!

shrek2 · 19 Jan 2006 at 12:59

Q: Is the passenger side back door OK? Do you think I would be able to drive it back to Cambridge? Cheers. Terry
12-Jan-06
A: the passenger side back door is fine. I think with some radweld, a wing and a lucky prayer you could make it to cambridge. this does not constitute a legally binding contract.

LMFAO

kitten_caboodle · 19 Jan 2006 at 14:34

ebay dude said:
Read thoroughly before bidding. And if you are planning on bidding from Nigeria or Malaysia, spinning me some ludicrous yarn about clients, shipping and bank accounts, THINK AGAIN. I know where you live. Good luck, in this car you will need it.

Absolute quality.