Weird things

Tom0 said:
Remember those candy necklaces on elastic string that you could bite the sweets on it in half, pull the string back with your teeth and fire?

Once walking home from school when I was about 14-15 with a friend, we were shooting sweets about, and I looked back down the road and seen a car coming with the window down like... 4-5cm max, I decided to just impulsively shoot at the gap, it went straight in the window and clonked the driver straight on the temple (stupid and dangerous I know). She stopped got out and gave my friend a real telling off, finger wagging the lot. Nothing special, but its crazy chance that happened, I hardly even aimed!

Never forget that.
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Done stuff very familiar in classrooms :D

They got banned from our school lol

Got them in ppl's eyes, mouthes from across the room :o
 
Coming home from work one night a couple of years ago it was about 8pm and dark. I was sat at a red light on a roundabout with a motorway exit slip road the next entry/exit road in front of me. As the lights turned to amber and I got a call on my mobile, which I normally ignore, but seen as I was the only one waiting at the lights, I picked it up, looked at it, then pressed the cancel button, put it down and pulled away. As I was pulling away an Artic lorry came barrelling through the lights and straight round the roundabout, if I'd ignored my mobile I'd probably have been killed.
 
In High School (jeez, at least 7 years ago now), all of my usual lunchtime hang-out friends were off school, so I was extremely bored. I was speaking to some guys, but not really paying attention. So I picked up small stones and started throwing them a little.

Then I decided to start throwing them over the one-story Science block. I threw one, and then I heard an almighty 'Arghhhhh, ****', so I walked through the building to the other side and there was a guy lying on the floor, rolling in agony and his own blood.

I asked what happened and he said 'Something just hit me, from out of nowhere!'. I took a look into his mouth where it had hit, and it had ripped a chunk of his lip out and bashed-up about 4 front teeth.

I never did tell him it was me. How could I? :o

Edit: Good shot, though!
 
^ lmao.

Was at a driving range once, and im not great at golf, cant put it exactly where i want it, at all.

So i see this guy on the left of the fence, about 100-150 yards out, gardening, so i say to my friend ill try hit him (why i dont know), first shot..flying in the air, and wham, hits him in the back of the head. Was a pure Happy Gilmore/Comedy Moment.

Never went to that driving range again..
 
When I was in halls in my first year people used to ring up the pay phone on the ground floor and expect you to go find little Eddie or whoever it was up on the top floor even though they knew it was a pay phone. It was usually someone impatient on the other end and the first words regularly went something like 'doesn't anyone ever pick this phone up etc'. I got fed up with it one day and picked the handset up, shouted THIS IS A PAYPHONE, STOP RINGING IT, THERE'S NOBODY HERE and slammed it down.

Later I rang up my girlfriend who was in tears because she'd rung on the payphone and 'someone horrible had shouted at her down the phone' ooops :D
 
Justin said:
I once saw that a car was going to go into the back of us about 3 seconds before it happened. Probably a coincidence though.
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It's called a rear view mirror. The same thing happened to me before an idiot girlie drove into the back of my car at 50mph while I was stopped and waiting to pull onto the motorway. I suffered concussion but that was all. The docs told me that I was very lucky to have walked away from the accident and given that I've attended quite a few myself, I've seen major injuries caused by accidents that where far less severe (and with far less damage to the cars).
 
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