cleanbluesky said:
So what's the lasting damage and what strange and curious sequence of events lead up to the unfortunate accident?
Lasting damage is staying covered up from the sun, both on the grafts and the donor sites - which means pretty much everywhere. Due to the scar tissue trying to contract I have to do stretching exercises everyday for the next two years or so, although it eases off after ~6 months. My nipples have fallen off, but as I'm not planning on breastfeeding that's not much of an issue
All I remember of that evening is being in the woods while it was going dark; then being on the ground in pain while it was fully dark and realising that something was seriously wrong - I then stumbled towards the streetlights and flagged down an ambulance or police car (blue lights and it wasn't a fire engine).
The next thing I remember is waking up in the burns unit in Selly Oak about two weeks later.
As they were using a silver based type of dressing to see how effective silver is in speeding the healing process, they took photos of my wounds from while I was in surgery at the beginning through till when I was discharged. And they kindly gave me a copy of most of them on my USB memory stick. As all I'd seen while I was there was fairly healed wounds (the rest being covered by dressings) I had no idea of just how horrific some of them looked when I was brought in.
Estimates of how long I was likely to be in varies from 3+ months to between 6 months and 3 years. I was discharged after nine and a half weeks! It would have been a week/10 days earlier but they were waiting for Social Services to pull their finger out. I eventually convinced them that I could function well enough in my own home that Social Services interference wasn't needed. I can wash up, cook, clean, bath AND wipe my own arse unaided!

Digging over the garden and shifting large chunks of sandstone will have to wait a while though.