Well...that was....odd...

JohnnyG said:
Ahh:( I'll unsubscribe from thread now.

Nothing wrong with that...it's not catching... ;)

She is the cause of my love of ginger hair... When combined with a soft irish accent though....Me=total putty who can be convinced to do almost anything...

Beansprout said:
Nooooo, if she sent them to you freely then they're public domain I tell ye!*

*This wouldn't strictly be true, but it's good enough for us lot.

Would have to find a way to watermark them so all the 'artistic' bits are covered. ;)

Simon/~Flibster
 
So let me see if I have this right....

She's an old flame of yours (albeit a long time ago).

You've met up and had a great time.

She's since sent you pictures of herself in which she's basically nekkid.

She's asked you to join her in nekkidness for some more pictures.

She's already flirting with you telling you what a nice butt you've got.

That about right? If so, read it back to yourself and ask what you'd say to me if I were in your shoes.
 
Davey_Pitch said:
So let me see if I have this right....

She's an old flame of yours (albeit a long time ago).

You've met up and had a great time.

She's since sent you pictures of herself in which she's basically nekkid.

She's asked you to join her in nekkidness for some more pictures.

She's already flirting with you telling you what a nice butt you've got.

That about right? If so, read it back to yourself and ask what you'd say to me if I were in your shoes.

He has a girlfriend? :p
 
She is only after you for the engine!

You have a nice missus - you probably ought to keep it that way ;)
 
Whoa.

This girl who you haven't seen in ages randomly gives you photos in which she is a bit sparse in the clothing deptartment....?

Why does this not happen to me? :confused:

I want hot girls to give me naked photos. ;)
 
Davey_Pitch said:
So let me see if I have this right....

She's an old flame of yours (albeit a long time ago).

Yup.

Davey_Pitch said:
You've met up and had a great time.

Yup.

Davey_Pitch said:
She's since sent you pictures of herself in which she's basically nekkid.

Pretty much...all 'artistic' shots of her on her own or posing with her boyfriend.

Davey_Pitch said:
She's asked you to join her in nekkidness for some more pictures.

Yup.

Davey_Pitch said:
She's already flirting with you telling you what a nice butt you've got.

Yup. This is one of the worrying bits - it's not a nice butt.

Davey_Pitch said:
That about right? If so, read it back to yourself and ask what you'd say to me if I were in your shoes.

Go forth and hit it?

DRZ said:
She is only after you for the engine!

You have a nice missus - you probably ought to keep it that way ;)

Intend to... Kim's lovely. :D

I have no intentions to play sink the sub, pocket the pink, put percy in the playpen *amongst other euphemisms* with Rachel. It's just that today has left me kind of befuddled

Simon/~Flibster
 
I thought this was going to be that old joke.......


I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day!...
It came as a total suprise, I was over the moon!....

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we
used to enjoy together....

As the conversation moved on she asked if I'd be interested in meeting
up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`... she was bored, kinda
lonely and wanted some company...

Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a
bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! ; )

"Damn right!" I said!... : )

"Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few
inches wider these days....!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!...

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................



So I told her to **** off :p
 
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