Welsh Stereotypes

[DanielMMS]

Blackadder : Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick?

Baldrick : No, but I've often thought I'd like to.

Blackadder : Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrorising people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place names. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick. You'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.

 

[Jamrasta]

who's coats that jacket en butt

I live in the Valleys but I do try and speak tidy though

 

[izzop]

Lush

Seems to be a word they use far to often.

 

[TommyV]

Need some good Welsh Stereotypes.

Hit me

- All on roids (well the rugger players)
- Sheep

I'm from Brizzle and this is what we assume/use as ammo


^ damn beaten to it

 

[spudbynight]

"you stole our water" (Welshman to an Englishman)

In Chester, it is legal to shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside city walls after midnight. In Hereford, you may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.

 

[bledd]

Swansea lads are 6 pack roid heads and love Cardiff city (not)

Valleys and Barry Island are worse! Most people from Swansea are really nice, even if they are orange and massive

 

[ToejaM]

You see those two houses over there? Mines the one in the middle!
Whos coat is that jacket, hanging there on the floor?
Whos shoes are them boots?
Are you reading that newspaper you're sitting on?

ect ect :>

 

[kai]

i can't believe the word Cwtch has not been mentioned yet. Most of my English friends had never heard of this until i explained.

 

[arc@css]

Do you have anymore exploding carrots?

 

[Number_25]

Watch Stella on Sky.

Based in my village!

 

[joey1211]

Are all hung like horses.

Calm down ladies, email in trust

 

[Number_25]

Allright bhatt?

Howaew (How are you)

Butty-boy

Mate

Old-man

I'll do it now in a minute

Cwtch...

 

[weyland yutani]

This thread should be retitled South Wales stereotypes.

In the north we dont speak with a vaguely Pakistani accent

The Welsh language, mountains, slate, poetry and folk music, old mythology, (and the obligetory bad weather and sheep) and many others.

 

[Tefal]

Cheese on toast? with tomato sauce? I don't know we had a Welsh chef at my old work once that joked about it being the national dish.

thinking of welsh rabbit by any chance?

 

[Jano]

Chips, cheese and curry sauce.

Yuk.

 

[tidusjar]

i can't believe the word Cwtch has not been mentioned yet. Most of my English friends had never heard of this until i explained.

THIS. No English person knows what it is

 

[DampCat]

Everyone knows cwtch, just not written down.

Also, not everyone is called David ffs. I know at least 5 guys named Dai.

 

[mejinks]

THIS. No English person knows what it is

A cwtch is the cupboard under the stairs

Or an intimate cuddle depending on context.

Curry is the national dish and Penderyn the national spirit.

If you are from Caaardiff, you have a claaarks piy and a pint of daaaaark innit.
If you are from Swansea, you have a Lewis' Poy and a shandy
If you are from Port Talbot, you have an Evans pie and kick the **** into people from East or West.

 

[DJMK4]

There is only one person who owns (or used to own) Cardiff Queen Street (main city centre shopping high street.....

And thats the guy who used to sing in to one of them child echo microphones..Toy Mic Trev I think he was called. What a legend, is he still singing to the shoppers?

 

[Deleted member 651465]

A cwtch is the cupboard under the stairs

Or an intimate cuddle depending on context.

Curry is the national dish and Penderyn the national spirit.

If you are from Caaardiff, you have a claaarks piy and a pint of daaaaark innit.
If you are from Swansea, you have a Lewis' Poy and a shandy
If you are from Port Talbot, you have an Evans pie and kick the **** into people from East or West.

Ga I Evans Pie, os gwelwch yn dda