What am I?

[mrk]

I've seen this on a certain subreddit

 

[Bickaxe]

Mango corer.

 

[Jean-F]

I'd have said apple corer too. But apparently it's for getting corn off the cob.

https://www.daraz.pk/products/4-pie...n-seperate-devicekitchen-tool-i220047753.html

Perhaps it is, but I’ve got a perfectly good set of ‘ampsteads to do that.

 

[413x]

Jesus Christ.

Can't see the resemblance

 

[Grim5]

A colleague at work randomly had the below device turn up in the post from Singapore, and none of us can work out exactly what it's for.

We've speculated that it's some sort of fruit corer, however the design of it doesn't lend itself to being particularly useful for any fruit we can think of, 65mm inner diameter puts it out the running to be used on apples, and the size of the "coring" part would remove most of the apple! Also, it's not a familiar design shared by other corers on the market.

The bars which would split the fruit in half if pushed all the way through are particularly blunt and thick, so we think only the serrated centre part is of use, but useful for what!?

Could it be a queen wasp?

I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't then why would say I am

 

[Thekwango]

Much more importantly, why are you opening your colleagues post!?

 

[Drangueos]

Looks like the kind of product that will break after a single use.

 

[Efour]

Looks like a queen wasp flesh light for medevil corn.

I know my dad has been dead for 14 years....

 

[PermaChanged]

Much more importantly, why are you opening your colleagues post!?

The colleague brought it in from home, for help in identifying - I've not been opening their post

 

[mjt]

The colleague brought it in from home, for help in identifying - I've not been opening their post

So the colleague bought something, but didn't know what it was, so brought it to work??
Who "randomly" receives things in the spot from Singapore?!

 

[Thekwango]

The colleague brought it in from home, for help in identifying - I've not been opening their post

The **** did he need help identifying it for, he was the one bought it

 

[GreatAuk]

I believe you're supposed to place it between your bum cheeks before going to sleep in dodgy hostels.

Stops the bedbugs getting you, or something like that, I don't remember now.

 

[PermaChanged]

They have no recollection of purchasing, I can hazard a guess at drunken ebaying though