What can I take my rage out on ?

[WIBSBOT]

For no particular reason, I am feeling narked off. Anyone got any suggestions for (legal) ways to relieve a bit of anger. Bear in mind that I am at work at the moment.

I have some stationery, a chair, PC, telephone and a load of paper round me - in an open plan office of about 200 people.

 

[Gilly]

The office gimp.

Or go to boxercising after work and take it out on a bag.

 

[Red and White]

do some work you lazy goiter

 

[Swiftan]

Stealth disco!

 

[basmic]

Snap a plastic ruler or pen in half - the snapping alone makes me feel a little better.

 

[sniffy]

Shoot elastic bands at people you don't like.

 

[Garrett]

Goto the bogs and kick all the doors off their hinges!

 

[gib786]

Shoot people you don't like.

edited

 

[Mat]

Pick up the phone and pretend to have a real shouty conversation with them.

 

[Red and White]

http://www.netdisaster.com/

 

[NiCkNaMe]

Driving range is a pretty good way ... nothing like hitting something hard

 

[WIBSBOT]

The office gimp.

Or go to boxercising after work and take it out on a bag.

I don't think I could find a snooker ball and some tape at short notice.

 

[reflex]

i have a boxing bag in my garage, i get angry a lot and it knackers me out!

Drums are usually good for it aswell

 

[NumptyUK]

Goto the bogs and kick all the doors off their hinges!

or just go to the bogs and crack one off the wrist.

 

[D4VE]

A game of squash.

 

[Red and White]

or just go to the bogs and crack one off the wrist.

we have a winner

 

[Cueball]

or just go to the bogs and crack one off the wrist.

Bingo!

Or even better, do it whilst at your desk, especially whilst looking at some female co-worker.

That earns you bonus points.

Or play various games with yourself: see how many times you can get your co-workers to look in your direction or something.

When they are walking about, stick drawing pins on their chairs/superglue their mouse to the desk/remove the mouse alltogether/remove AC power cord. 10 pts for every minute they are left scratching their head and going "wtf?!"

Hours of fun guaranteed!

 

[Roberta]

The office gimp.

Or go to boxercising after work and take it out on a bag.

Ooh yeah! Dave the Slam Man gets it when I've had a bad day.

DAVE:

Serves him right for looking like such a gimp.

 

[Red and White]

Bingo!

Or even better, do it whilst at your desk, especially whilst looking at some female co-worker.

That earns you bonus points.

:/


he want to let off steam not go to jail

 

[Belmit]

Try to get from one end of the office to the other without touching the floor. Punch anyone who queries your quest.