What can I take my rage out on ?

[Roberta]

Punch anyone who queries your quest.

And if it's a laydee remember to aim for the ovaries.

 

[Belmit]

Naturally!

Give yourself an extra ten points for each stapler you manage to collect on the way too.

 

[Raumarik]

Why be violent, working in a school when I'm pee'd off I tell the kids they have to ask for thier internet access to be unlocked by speaking like a pirate.

you'd be surprised how many do it

Yarr!

 

[Mat]

Naturally!

Give yourself an extra ten points for each stapler you manage to collect on the way too.

+5 for each colleagues tie you can staple to their desk with said staplers

 

[Etaqua]

Why be violent, working in a school when I'm pee'd off I tell the kids they have to ask for thier internet access to be unlocked by speaking like a pirate.

you'd be surprised how many do it

Yarr!

rofl.

To the OP, you could redecorate a wall/neighbour's house with wet tissue.

 

[Mat]

To the OP, you could redecorate a wall/neighbour's house with wet tissue.

You'll need one of these:

http://www.xinventions.com/main/spud/tp.htm

 

[Siliconslave]

i usually just listen to a couple of rounds of kenya (see sig) and that sorts me out

alternatively play the annoying tune game, just hum a really catchy annoying tune. 80s cartoons / tv shows seem to be great for this. Preferably wandering around randomly then give it half an hour or so and seem how many people are humming the tune

 

[^TANK^]

or just go to the bogs and crack one off the wrist.

this one

 

[afraser2k]

Go keyboard warrior on OcUK forums.

 

[G|mp]

The office gimp.

 

[homerio]

Snap a pencil over your forehead, it's very therapeutic.

 

[Siliconslave]

Go keyboard warrior on OcUK forums.

hehe, thinking about it gives "going postal" a kinda whole new meaning

 

[Spyhop]

dropkick your monitor

 

[Phate]

Try to get from one end of the office to the other without touching the floor. Punch anyone who queries your quest.

ROFL!!!!!

gotta be that one, if the boss was out i would actually try that would also help if i worked in an office block

 

[Cueball]

dropkick your monitor

I tried that once when on a drunken night with the lads.

The monitor won.

Still the time off was great!

 

[MrMoon]

go home and hit the wife/gf










not hit as in hit literally but you know what I mean as in Hit It

 

[Von Smallhausen]

 

[Roberta]

Von the legend strikes again.

 

[Gilly]

 

[Lopéz]

Rage Against The Machine.

Any machine will do.