Deodorant? Just plain ol' Boots natural pit-drier onna stick.
Aftershaves? Let's have none of this gender-dividing defensive nomenclature here -
Perfumes, I say! They're all just pleasant-smelling liquids in bottles, after all.
You know how some of you spend all your money and time on computers, detangoing Integras and getting scammed on eBay? Well, let me introduce you to
my hobby:
Gucci Rush
YSL Live Jazz [okay, this one's an aftershave]
Thierry Mugler Cologne [um, and so's this actually]
Ormonde Jayne Isfarkand
Ormonde Jayne Ormonde Man
Floris Santal
Floris Special no. 127
Floris JF
Serge Lutens Chergui
Serge Lutens Daim Blond
Serge Lutens Cedre
Serge Lutens Fumerie Turque
Dunhill Edition
L'Artisan Parfumeur Voleur de Roses
L'Artisan Parfumeur Fou d'Absinthe
L'Artisan Parfumeur Timbuktu
L'Artisan Parfumeur Dzing!
Diptyque Philosikos
Maitre Parfumier et Gantier Ambre Precieux
Comme des Garcons Burnt Sugar [attracts the ladies like you wouldn't believe]
Comme des Garcons Citrico
Comme des Garcons Sequoia
Comme des Garcons Odeur 71
Comme des Garcons Odeur 53
Bulgari Pour Homme
Acqua di Parma Colonia
Creed Cypres-Musc
Creed Millesime Imperial
Creed Bois du Portugal
Paco Rabanne Black XS
Tauer L'Air du Desert Marocain
...and there's a hell of a lot more in my box of trial-size samples and decants, not to mention on my 'to buy' list.
So, let the cries of "metrogaybo!!!" ring out.
Actually no, I've just seen Raymond Lin's photo, I might be safe
