What did I have?

[One]

He never said the doctor was female...

She was, she had long well washed blonde hair with her white coat on and red lipstick and nail varnish. When she told me to take my top off I honestly thought I'd gone to the wrong place and was about to make a porno. I coughed and was in pain and she put her stethoscope on my chest while resting her palm on a nipple. When she was doing this she leant nearer to me to put the scope on my back I got a peek at her bra down her top and could smell her pretty perfume. I must have had a right pervy smile on my face haha.

She made me feel better before even giving me drugs.

 

[antijoke]

She was, she had long well washed blonde hair with her white coat on and red lipstick and nail varnish. When she told me to take my top off I honestly thought I'd gone to the wrong place and was about to make a porno. I coughed and was in pain and she put her stethoscope on my chest while resting her palm on a nipple. When she was doing this she leant nearer to me to put the scope on my back I got a peek at her bra down her top and could smell her pretty perfume. I must have had a right pervy smile on my face haha.

She made me feel better before even giving me drugs.

Are you sure you didn't go to a brothel?

It might be worth going to the local GUM clinic.

When she leaned in further, she wanted you to kiss her you fool. You missed an opportunity there.

 

[starfighter]

When I lived in the sticks I could get an appointment at the docter for a couple of days in the future, now living in Manchester the closest appointment is 2 weeks away. Shockingly bad.

 

[Cosimo]

She was, she had long well washed blonde hair with her white coat on and red lipstick and nail varnish. When she told me to take my top off I honestly thought I'd gone to the wrong place and was about to make a porno. I coughed and was in pain and she put her stethoscope on my chest while resting her palm on a nipple. When she was doing this she leant nearer to me to put the scope on my back I got a peek at her bra down her top and could smell her pretty perfume. I must have had a right pervy smile on my face haha.

She made me feel better before even giving me drugs.

Great first paragraph. Can't wait to read the rest of the book.

 

[Wej]

She was, she had long well washed blonde hair with her white coat on and red lipstick and nail varnish. When she told me to take my top off I honestly thought I'd gone to the wrong place and was about to make a porno. I coughed and was in pain and she put her stethoscope on my chest while resting her palm on a nipple. When she was doing this she leant nearer to me to put the scope on my back I got a peek at her bra down her top and could smell her pretty perfume. I must have had a right pervy smile on my face haha.

She made me feel better before even giving me drugs.

Ooh yes - can see a new hot series - "50 Shades of White" involving hot nipples and blonde medical staff!

 

[FutileBreadMachine]

She was, she had long well washed blonde hair with her white coat on and red lipstick and nail varnish. When she told me to take my top off I honestly thought I'd gone to the wrong place and was about to make a porno. I coughed and was in pain and she put her stethoscope on my chest while resting her palm on a nipple. When she was doing this she leant nearer to me to put the scope on my back I got a peek at her bra down her top and could smell her pretty perfume. I must have had a right pervy smile on my face haha.

She made me feel better before even giving me drugs.

LOL, good to know she washes her hair! Should have asked her if she'd like you to take her temperature .

Gigiddy gigiddy.