What do children call their front bottom?

[grimm]

Is this mumsnet? lol

 

[Mr Gimp]

Tuppence
Foof / foofy
Minkie
Lady bits / bits

They were the common used ones in my friend groups as a wee one.
Had a rather funny drunken conversation once with a group of female friends where all sorts of daft names came out! Lol

 

[nIckEl101]

twinkle in our household

 

[kokuten]

we taught our daughter to call it her foof

 

[GravyMonster]

My daughter calls it her 'lady bits'.

 

[PermaChanged]

Fanny or Minge

 

[CraigRobbo]

No hotlinking images - Davey

Also the MRS used to say flower as a kid too, whats more disturbing is that she still does.

 

[zenf]

I always thought 'fanny' was pretty much the female equivalent of 'willy'.

Teehee!

 

[SpeedFreak]

foo foo

 

[PiKe]

Look at my fanny, look at my fanny, look at my fanny.

 

[tom_e]

****(rooster), just for the giggles when she says it to others.

 

[Tackle_Berry]

My nephews ages 3 + 4 call it their peanuts, they must think their nuts and sausage are one body part.

 

[Kosmiche]

Clarence

 

[G-MAN2004]

Poosayyy

 

[arknor]

something obvious so the other kids aren't going to ask to see it wondering what it is.

 

[Xordium]

Labia majora - no wonder scientific education is so poor in this country. /shakes head

 

[wesimmo]

We're getting our 2 year old to call it her foof. Dunno why, it's the missus that started it and she will have the box seat on all female related matters in the future so may as well start now.

 

[DanielMMS]

For my boys, their parts have always been penises. For my daughter, we used to use euphemisms like front bottom, rusty axe wound etc until we realised what a nonsense it was to avoid using the proper name.

 

[Aedus]

Male mind control device.

 

[alx]

Gash