What do you ask for in the Barbers?

[smiley1987]

This !

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[dexter27]

"Short sides, longer top."

 

[Muzza1875]

A happy ending

lol

3 back and sides, tidied at the top

 

[Redz]

Something for the weekend sir?

 

[WKN]

8 All over, in and out in under 10 mins.

 

[Aydon]

Number 2 back and sides, cut short on top and still combed front to back. Clean up the eyebrows. $15 all in.

 

[Lightnix]

"Uh, shorter on the back and sides sides, scissor cut, bit of a fringe. Please don't hurt me."

 

[the_candyman]

Short back and sides on number 2, short on top but enough to style. Then sit back, relax and listen to the gossip...

 

[Mr Joshua]

Number 2 on the back and sides, trimmed on top.

 

[valkynaz]

5 on top and 2 on the sides. Bosh, job done.

 

[stuman]

short back'n'sides grade 2.

 

[BrianB]

I just buy a pair of clippers and give myself a good old skinhead. Finally found clippers that work properly so can stop buying them now. Still cheaper than a haircut round here. £14 for a skinhead, get ****ed mate. Best hourly wage in the world surely. Might start using mach 3 on my head but not sure if I will look chemo or breaking bad.

 

[Sankari]

#4 all over. Job's a good 'un. These days my missus does it for me.

 

[Marine Iguana]

#2 all over or #1 if its a bit hot.

 

[memyselfandi]

The guy normally asks me if I want the usual and I say yes ... about 10mins later I leave with less hair than I came in with (normaly a lot less as I only get my hair cut 3 or 4 times a year)

 

[RaidenGB]

Short back an sides number 2 an trim on top

 

[Ironic Namesake]

#4 all over. Job's a good 'un. These days my missus does it for me.

Same, but 3 all over. Been a while since I've gone to the barber

 

[regulus]

5 sides, trim top. Make it quick and preferably don't talk.

 

[Simian]

6 on top and 4 up the back and sides, then some wax/mud to mess it up!!

(need to get mine done, Got a bit of a Mullet going!, I'm looking like a 70's pornstar at the moment, especially with my Trucker Tash for Movember! )

 

[Devrij]

I go to the hair sylists and ask for shaved round the sides and back, long on top with a long fringe swept left. I then get the best head massage from a gay and then the sexy fat girl cuts my hair.

best post ever

I usually say "whatever you think would look good" which invariably results in a short back and sides. Maybe I should just ask for that.