What do you ask for in the Barbers?

[4737Joker]

Cut half off, trim round my ears and cut the curly bits off the back.

 

[Feek]

"Hi Billy"
"Hi Feek, usual?"
"Yup"
*time passes* *idle chitter chatter*
"There you go, that'll be a tenner"
"Thanks Billy, see you in six weeks"
"See'ya Feek".

 

[antijoke]

Just sit down and ask for the usual of 2 on the side (maybe 1 depending on my mood) and then thinned and trimmed on the top.


How much do people generally pay for a trim these days?

Mine is £12.

 

[SeraphX]

French crop, 1.5 back and sides and scissored on top to mess up lol

 

[wkingsnorth]

"A tidy up"
Usually does it

 

[danza]

A ninety-nine.

 

[colzboppo]

I used to get a short back and sides when i was like 12, how precious, man up and grow some hair fellas!

 

[King Damager]

What I've got at the moment, just about an inch off.

kd

 

[LordSplodge]

#2 all over, please? Simple.

Big breasted blonde cuts my hair. Great having a hair cut with boobs resting on your shoulders. 3/4 of the time I have my hair cut by the wife. Same #2 all over. Same experience of having boobs resting on my shoulders. It's brilliant.

 

[Rameses]

Very little is said, he will either say "Hey" which I reply with the same or he'll say "Same?" and a quick "yeah" will be enough...besides saying "thanks, cya again" thats about it. Top guy, must have an awesome memory, hardly talks to anyone.

 

[zpos]

Whatever I ask for, I never get. I always end up getting too much taken off!

It's there loss as it means I have to go there less.

 

[Daze]

6 on the back and sides, 8 on top

 

[Morba]

#4 all over. Job's a good 'un. These days my missus does it for me.

I don't get this. It's easy to cut your own hear when doing the same grade all over, so why not do it yourself?

 

[arknor]

#4 on the back and sides.
about half off the top (lol I don't go the barbers unless I really need to )

at the end "what do I owe you"
barber "whatever I normally charge you"
/me places £6 on the desk and says bye

He comes across as a perfectionist and your hair has to be just right which makes a change from the places that rush you out the door after some trainee has chopped your hair.

 

[PapaLazaru]

My hair is cut only with scissors so a barber is out of the question.

 

[schumi84]

I ask for Pie

On a serious note, I haven't been to a barbers for about 10 years as get it done myself at home.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

I ask for Pie

On a serious note, I haven't been to a barbers for about 10 years as get it done myself at home.

This for real men.

"Hi Billy"
"Hi Feek, usual?"
"Yup"
*time passes* *idle chitter chatter*
"There you go, that'll be a tenner"
"Thanks Billy, see you in six weeks"
"See'ya Feek".

lol.... and there we have it. BOOM Feek's barbers.

 

[Curio]

"just tidy it up.....and watch out for the moles, woman!"

(I have 2 moles hiding around the back of my head which have been brutalized many time in the past )

 

[tom_e]

I don't get this. It's easy to cut your own hear when doing the same grade all over, so why not do it yourself?

My dad used to try cutting his own hair, always ended up with the odd massive long patch hiding somewhere so now he leaves it to my mum.

 

[Schizo]

Grade zero all over please and 2 sugars in my tea please