What do you ask for in the Barbers?

[Salsa]

Got my hair cut today. Asked for a 2 back and sides and tidy the top as normal.

Was cut by a different girl this time but she did a great job even though I fell asleep in the chair!

/Salsa

 

[chief barker]

"something for the weekend Sir?"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=something for the weekend

I'm showing my age now.

 

[Rroff]

Ask for a #3 all over - they usually ask if I want the back squared or tapered and sometimes ask if I want eyebrows done. IIRC £8-12 depending sometimes have it washed first.

 

[InertProtocol]

Can't remember who said this...

"How do you want your haircut sir?"

"In silence"

...brilliance.

OT: Haircut at home, 2 back and sides, 'lil trim on top.

 

[monkeypants]

I really fancy my hairdresser so I just say "whatever you want" while gazing into her eyes.

 

[tang0]

I ask for grade 4 round the sides then just shorten it on top, and every time I go they manage to either leave it too short or too long, and I end up looking like a mess. Yet I still keep going back and don't know what else to ask for ;/

My hair grows all weird at the front and I kind of have a cow lick, and I have this rubbish fringe, don't know what else to do with it

 

[Cosimo]

I really fancy my hairdresser so I just say "whatever you want" while gazing into her eyes.

That's where you're going wrong.

 

[Mobius 1]

7mm all over. do it myself.

 

[monkeypants]

That's where you're going wrong.

The thing is, although she's been with her partner for 7 years or so, she gives off signals that say 'I want you'

To me, that is, not just randomly to everyone.

 

[AshD93]

He knows mine without me telling him so just "Yeah"

 

[EdGey]

2 on back n' sides and fairly short on top, please.

 

[Lopéz]

If it's the woman who normally does it, she says "The usual?" and I reply "Yes please".

If it's not, I say "The same as it is but shorter please".

 

[arknor]

My hair is cut only with scissors so a barber is out of the question.

because barbers cant use scissors ? lol what planet are you on? only my side/back are shaved I get scissor cut on top and the guy does a pro job

 

[malfunkshun]

"short back and sides, bit off the top, no clippers"

 

[rishy]

#2 back and sides and short on top

 

[~Divine~Wind~]

Nowt, £15 for a pair of trimmers and a no guard every coupla weeks.
Beats paying best part of a tenner every few weeks for someone to do it for me

 

[BunnyKillBot]

My gosh, what a load of alpha,ghandis in here with your army buzz cuts. How very droll.

Keeping length, tidying up and taking out the weight.

 

[Muel]

"Hello failed actor, I'd like to leave with less hair than I entered with, begin."