What do you hate? ...

Women who see you walking, move to the side of the pavement your walking on for no good reason and walk right at you and then complain as you bowl them over...

People who take double buggies into a corner shop!!!

People who blame the FRENCH for not speaking English while in FRANCE....

The goodie two shoe anti white/uk/single/bloke brigade.

People who think its ok for kids to run wild in a supermarket then try to tell me its not a supermarket - its a child friendly enviroment!

Guns are banned! - ok, maybe a good reason for that one, but some days i could really use one!!! :)

Single mothers, who i know for a fact, around our way, do it to get a house, then scrounge money from the dole.

Goverments bringing in blanket bans, taking taxes and spending it on nothing to improve anything.

Rate of rested xp increase in wow when not playing.

ooo im on a roll today!


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Pushbikes on busy roads whilst driving home.. It takes you 10mins to find room to get past them safe and 100yrds down the road the traffic lights stop you, only to see that cyclist SQUEEZE down the side of car's and yours to be in front again..
 
Listening to the old people in the bank today comlaining and getting all worked up about the size of the que, not acctually standing in it, just standing around it getting all angry telling eachother that they are not going to 'stand in that' just to get served 'I'm going to stand in this ( bill payment only) que instead, I';m not waiting in that one'

I think to my self... you're not on your lunch break, you dont have to be any where in a hurry, whats the problem ! SHUT UP stop complaining. it's not the banks fault that you decided to come to the bank at its most busy time of the day !

GRRRRR

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People who think any grammar Nazi is an idiot. The world needs more of these people to ensure the preservation of the English language.

When has the English language ever been preserved? A much higher percentage in the past couldn't read or write and the language carried on without a problem. The English language has always been one of the fastest evolving and changing languages and will continue to do so.
 
Fast/slow drivers - they drive so slow so you overtake them, and then they decide to speed up and overtake you again, and then decided they wanna go slow again, so you have to overtake them....grrr stick to a speed!

oooooo I forgot that one.....

And everything scuzzi said too...

Hell, at this rate be easier for us all to write what we do like... [ no LOL this time]
 
When has the English language ever been preserved? A much higher percentage in the past couldn't read or write and the language carried on without a problem. The English language has always been one of the fastest evolving and changing languages and will continue to do so.

It is continuing to grow, but I will never accept that "u" is a good substitute for "you" or, even worse, that "your" has the same meaning as "you're." That is not evolution, it is laziness.
 
I immensely dislike sycophants, liars and people who try to take what you say and deliberately argue with the completely wrong point of it.
 
People who insist on going 10mph below the speed limit for camera's.

I was on my CBT Yesterday and found myself doing this, I was too busy watching if the thing flashed instead of watching my speed, turns out I was going about 19mph :p
 
I hate people like you, people who can't make the distinction between those who take it for granted and those who are in desperate need. Really, i hate people like you.

If you had read the post and conjured what it was about and how it was trying to come across instead of reaching for the Daily Mail and hitting the keyboard with it, you might not have the same opinion.
 
My friend Lee.

He feigns physical disability so he doesn't have to work. He got given a council house even though he is single because he feigns mental disability. Claims he has retired from work. Scabs all my outdated computer parts. Has more physical luxeries and less money worries than me, and I work damn hard and do everything by the book.

LEE I HATE YOU! And one day I will report you if you do not stop lording it over me, you fat *******!
 
My friend Lee.

He feigns physical disability so he doesn't have to work. He got given a council house even though he is single because he feigns mental disability. Claims he has retired from work. Scabs all my outdated computer parts. Has more physical luxeries and less money worries than me, and I work damn hard and do everything by the book.

LEE I HATE YOU! And one day I will report you if you do not stop lording it over me, you fat *******!

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-Mid level management in a top heavy organisation along with their bullcrap management speak. Synergise my middle finger you inept creeps.

-Dole scoungers. Get a job you lazy leeches.

-Hippies. Take a shower, get a job and stop spouting your illegal drug fuelled crap theories. You are not intelligent, you are stoned. Get a ****ing haircut too. You disgust me.

-Homeless beggars. No, I will not give you money for sitting on your ass and looking sorry. Get up off your ass and work if you're that desperate. Don't litter my streets with your uncouth visage and your revolting odour.

-The politically correct. Are your arses not sore from sitting on the fence? I have an opinion and I will express it. You can chew on your fat tongues if you don't like it. Grow a backbone and speak out or clear off to San Fransisco.

-Hardcore feminists. If you want me to show you some respect, stop shouting at me and blaming your social ineptitude on me. Do something to earn respect. Lead by example and stop being a complete female dog. Invest in a Gillette Venus too, you barbarian.

-Modern bars. Who needs character and atmosphere when you can have 40 Samsung LCD TVs? Yerrr, oi oi the footy is on guvna. Shut up and turn the TV off.

-English lager lout football fans. First of all, an obese skinhead who stinks of bacon when they sweat, with high blood pressure and an overly red complexion is not something I'm afraid of. If you start on me I'll kick your ass, Bozzer. Your logic defies all belief. Someone supports a different football team therefore you must start a fight. Is your life that devoid of any interest that you have to go out and pick fights to make yourself feel important? Stupid question, of course. Why don't you step into my gas chamber, there's free Stella and Carling in it.

-Chavs/Townies/Spides. You are a waste of space, your life is going nowhere. You have no prospects. If you think tucking your white tracksuit bottoms into your socks looks good, even on a 20 year old, there's no hope. Just kill yourself now and save us all the hassle of looking at you - a pathetic excuse for a human being. Clear off back to your slum and overdose on Cillit Bang. Why wait, Argos gold jewelry isn't getting any cheaper.


That's just a few off the top of my head. Plenty more where that came from.


Winning post 2008:D
 
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