what do you need in the morning in order to function

cm1179 · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:04

priority item over all others a poll of the following would be appreciated please

Bath
Bacon sandwich
Cigarette
Cereal
Coffee
Fry up
Paper
Shower
Tea

Other (please specify)

personally, i can't function without a shower

Vonhelmet · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:05

Shower and coffee.

Bennie-Mac · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:05

Cigarette and coffee.

Gustov · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:05

Shower and water.

weescott · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:06

A good fap

batsy · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:07

Bennie-Mac said:
Cigarette and coffee.

Podmonkey · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:07

Cereal and an energy drink.

Vonhelmet · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:08

weescott said:
A good fap

Ha, knew it wouldn't take long.

For that option to arrive, I mean, not your fapping. I honestly have no idea how long that would take.

OriginalJonty · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:08

Cup of tea, a wash and some cereal. Also like having a news channel on first thing so I know what's happening in the world.

Rainmaker · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:08

Bennie-Mac said:
Cigarette and coffee.

A pint of Coke and a bacon roll never go amiss, either.

BloodyL · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:08

A cigarette while both waiting for my cup of tea to cool down enough to knock back in a few gulps and also while i'm getting my things together for a shower.

Rroff · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:12

Don't need anything once I've got going... its the first step of actually becoming properly awake rather than just conscious and getting out of bed thats the hardest. Having something to focus the mind helps but it doesn't matter what. Once I'm actually out of bed and dressed I'm good to go tho a cup of tea never goes amiss.

malachi · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:15

Shower, breakfast, OCUK and music. In that order.

cm1179 · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:17

malachi said:
Shower, breakfast, OCUK and music. In that order.

i can't believe i forgot music!

SlugForAButt · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:17

Dump - coffee - dump. In that order.

cm1179 · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:18

SlugForAButt said:
Dump - coffee - dump. In that order.

i suggest you change your coffee brand though i can't believe i forgot dump either

sigma · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:19

Teh chickenz needs to be chokz0rd tbh.

danza · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:19

Nothing really wakes me up in the morning. I just seem to 'arrive' in conciousness at about 10am when at work.

A cup of tea can help though.

Flibster · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:25

Caffeine.

Coffee by preference in either espresso or filter form.

Nazca · 25 Sep 2010 at 00:25

Shower
Cereal, a brew, a piece of fruit.