Sniff Coke haha. No prostitutes yet though. Planning on getting off that next year.
Watch midget porn and laugh.
I've never been drunk. Does that make me weird?


Try and find the really old obscure late night trashy TV that I miss; BITS, VIDS, Get Stuffed...
Or Adam & Joe.
Always room for some Spaced.
.Get up early as my head is banging