What does "smart evening wear" mean?!

Smart Evening Wear means just that, an evening suit - preferably even a dinner suit. If it was just trousers and a shirt they'd call it 'smart casual' which is something created by the demon because there is nothing casual about that in my book :p
 
Jeans and a nice shirt will be fine. Anywhere that forces you to wear a tux is not worth going to. In fact anywhere that forces you to wear anything that you wouldn't normally wear is not worth going to.

I turned up to a posh evening 'do' once in blue jeans and a t-shirt. I got a load of dirty looks. But I'll be damned if I am going to dress up in something that I don't like and would never wear to please a few snobs who think they are, to be polite, a fair bit posher than they really are! Still got the free beer ;) :D
 
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He's trying to blend in James Bond style to do the dirty work accompanied by his briefcase containing the infamous sniper rifle! You sir, have been foiled!

(Granted Bond never used a sniper rifle but you get the gist.)
 
Tax Evader said:
I hate dress-codes. Wear what you like, sod all that false snobbery. Dress codes are for low rent places trying to act posh.
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I disagree

a lot of people are judged by what they wear and mix with certain people by what they wear.

They are classed by what they wear...

Chavs
Goth's
EMO's etc.

Smart dress, means everyone will come as the same "class" and everyone will interact with everyone else.
 
trojan698 said:
He's trying to blend in James Bond style to do the dirty work accompanied by his briefcase containing the infamous sniper rifle! You sir, have been foiled!

(Granted Bond never used a sniper rifle but you get the gist.)
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Leon F.T.W!!!
 
what have i done?> i've just got bach. yeah, efeing wear wwas finen. but my friend is drunk. like uber drunk. we have phoned an ambulance, he fell over and asmashed hs head.

i suld have stopped him

i'e just climbeed my porch and knocked on my parents bedroom wndow to get in :confused:
 
i'mokay. i can still type. 'm here aliv e and well. my friend tho. i' m worried :(

he as my car keys. i can't go and see him. i will have to get a lft tommorow, but i can't sleep. i feel responsible and so am guilty.
 
Sheesh. Sounds pretty harsh... he OK?

Though, come one dude, like you I'm fairly innebriated, get readin over your post before clicking reply;)

Joking aside, what happened???
 
I have just been to a work do that was supposedly smart casual. I wore trousers and a shirt. Got there and everybody was in dinner jackets and bow ties. Made me feel like a total prat. I hate poncy establishments anyway, nobody seemed to enjoy themselves. Total boring, uncomfortable night.
 
trojan698 said:
He's trying to blend in James Bond style to do the dirty work accompanied by his briefcase containing the infamous sniper rifle! You sir, have been foiled!

(Granted Bond never used a sniper rifle but you get the gist.)
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Yes he did. In Licence To Kill he had one that was disguised as the parts from a Hasselblad camera.
 
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