What 'free stuff' do you get from work?

Im a painter and decorator, so i get free paint and equipment which helps when doing up my own house or when im working on the side for myself.
 
Nothing, but if I sign up for a terriffic scheme, I can pay for the laptop I use at work, rather than the company paying for it, then after 4 years, I pay for it some more, they nuke the hard drive, and I get to keep it. :D
 
No bank charges, no payment for stuff like drafts, foreign payments, overdraft charged a 15 over base rate, so currently 1.5% overdraft :D, get a mortgage subsidy when base is over 3% ( :( ), cheaper loans, insurance etc. Plus, I get BUPA cover - like that a lot.
 
Free accommodation (little 1 bedroom cottage)
Free boat moorings
Free bike
Free golf buggy
Free electricity
Free water
Free council tax
Free furniture
Free carpets, paint etc
Free use of plumber, carpenter, electrician for anything
Free use of boats
Free training on any courses I want to do
Free stationary
Free cottage rental and hotel suites when friends visit
 
Free Hugo Boss shirts to work in
Free Top Gear Tickets
Free F1 and BTCC tickets
Free beer on a sunday night when I do line cleaning (it'll be wasted otherwise)
Free food
Free accomodation

Not so bad :cool:
 
Free accommodation (little 1 bedroom cottage)
Free boat moorings
Free bike
Free golf buggy
Free electricity
Free water
Free council tax
Free furniture
Free carpets, paint etc
Free use of plumber, carpenter, electrician for anything
Free use of boats
Free training on any courses I want to do
Free stationary
Free cottage rental and hotel suites when friends visit

Oh, and the Coastguard job... yearly allowance for things like caps, fleeces, polo tops, ties, jumpers, boots, torches... all emblazoned with their logo!
 
Healthcare, Laptop, Internet, home office budget (Inc. very nice chair, and lovely Viewsonic screen :D), phone & contract, mileage for going to the office, Ability to expense all meals when on business (Including lunch if I pop into the office!), and get to bring the GF down to Paris for freeeeeee!

Oh and tons of airmiles and Priority Club points- Flew to Rio and stayed in the Intercontinental on the beach for nowt as a holiday thanks to points :D
 
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Nothing.

I have moaning bitch customers in my face for 10hours a day while im stood behind a till or working on the press.

So if im lucky,il get a free oppertunity to take my stress out on one of the A'holes that annoy me on a daily basis.
 
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