What glue to use on a car windscreen

malfunkshun · 4 Sep 2009 at 16:39

semen must be pretty good, it holds a baby together (stolen from my son

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redeye_uk · 4 Sep 2009 at 16:43

Just have his car taken away and scrapped.

Burned_Alive · 4 Sep 2009 at 17:14

Evo-stik, messy, but not permanent.

Demon · 4 Sep 2009 at 17:54

Any note will just get blown off with the wind, or discarded straight away, a real keyboard warrior would get a rusty nail and scratch the note right accross the bonnet..

InvaderGIR · 4 Sep 2009 at 18:18

Put condoms on the wipers, he'll turn them on and have lube all over the screen and blades...it's a right PITA to remove...my mate found out when some other mates did it to his car.

CliffyBiro · 4 Sep 2009 at 18:19

Do the Axel Foley.

Bananas in the exhaust.

SilverTongue · 4 Sep 2009 at 18:29

miniyazz said:
Not considered good ol' superglue?

That would be criminal damage, it would crack the windscreen :rolleyes:

Meatball · 4 Sep 2009 at 18:44

Why not use the stuff dealers use to write on windscreens? That way you can write all over the windscreen and watch him/her having to rub it all off, it can be hard to get off as witnessed in an episode of Road Wars

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Antipasti · 4 Sep 2009 at 18:52

No More Nails!

miniyazz · 4 Sep 2009 at 23:07

willatwell182 said:
That would be criminal damage, it would crack the windscreen

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