What happens if you eat the fray bentons tin

I did this the other day with a tin of branston beans.. couldn’t be sure if there were any shards of metal that fell in. After umming and ahhing for five minutes I decided to bin it in the end. Not worth tearing up your insides
 
The worst bit is ferreting through your poo to see if you can find a bit of metal - if not you will be well trained to give poo samples when you get to 60.
 
The worst bit.................

Would be the feeling as the jagged piece of metal slowly rips it's way through your lower intestines over 24-48hrs before finally slicing both the inner and outer sphincter apart as it gets pooped out. Well for me at least that'd be the worst bit :eek:
 
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