what have you crashed then?

T-boned some Pontiac Fiero numpty in my little Chevrolet L.U.V. truck in Long Beach, California. He turned right in front of me.

Rear-ended a Chevy Silverado in the same little Chevy. Brake hose burst less than 100 miles after Meineke replaced it. Meineke wouldn't even honour the warranty on the broke hose.

Those two were almost 10 years apart, and that's out of almost 25 years of driving, 4 of those as a taxi cab driver.
 
Clio - wet road + me driving like a smacktard = hit tall kerb, bent the subframe. decided to sell it for a small profit in its bent state :p

Escort - Shunted someone at a roundabout. Wrote both cars off.

Rover 214 - flipped onto its roof, while reversing down a lane.
 
jellybeard999 said:
How fast were you reversing and what did you hit / fall down ? :eek:

Err...fairly quickly.

The back end drifted towards the bank, and I couldn't correct it. It dug in, and flipped the car. I have a small scar on my hand as a reminder.
 
I VERY nearly wrote off the first Astra about 3 weeks after passing my test, by reversing at silly speeds, mounting a kerb then i stopped and I didn't tell my mates this but when I stopped I was about 6 inches from a lampost.

Blue Astra - Well you all know about that :p

Saab, not yet, but my sister was distracting me whilst reversing on the driveway and I bumped into the Rangerover, adding another mark onto the rear bumper.

Glad I haven't had it sprayed yet :D
 
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I ran into the back of someone in a traffic queue in my old escort (no damage) and spun my MG on a wet corner (lots of damage). not too bad in 15 years of driving
 
oh nearly forgot.... citroen zx. bumped it up the kerb in traffic in heavy snow... front went up.. back slid along the kerb straight down the side of the car in front. :o

oh and my exes corsa thinking about it....

got squished between a van and parked car and nearly wiped the wing mirror out.

and my mates nova too... :o playing tug of war backwards.. (2 cars nose to nose and dump the clutch to see who wins. :D )
 
Hit a van in my Rover 216, was knock for knock, not a lot of damage, then a few weeks later i wrote the car off on a roundabout speeding and bent the chassis, front and rear subframes etc. Hurt as well lol. Then someoen rear ended me in my 220 GSI. Only one has gone thru insurance which was the rear ending. Not my fault. In work i crashed the works van into the managers office. Done £1500 worth of damage to the side of the van :o
 
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