What have you learnt this week?

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I've learnt three things:

1. Never give people choices because it becomes nearly impossible to explain the difference or it takes too long to resolve. Give a woman choices your asking for trouble.

2. It's best to keep things to yourself first thing in the morning. No I'm not talking about your over enthusiastic genitalia but one's mouth. I've manged to upset at least three people this week, and one I brought to tears.. I've noticed that arguments are more likely to occur first thing in the morning. It appears that people are less tolerant at this time. Maybe because they didn't have their weatabix or oats it would seem ;)

3. Sneak rubbish into your neighbours bin whilst they are away. If you do then remember to put it out when it's collected!
 
I can see another 5 star thread coming...........


However, I spewed my coffee all over my keyboard as I misread your 2nd point as "No, I'm not talking about your over enthusiastic genitalia put in one's mouth"

1.Must learn to read properly is one thing I have learnt this week.

2. Never read a Huddy thread on ocuk with a mouth full of coffee.
 
I’ve learnt that being under the second floor of a weight watchers group meeting could be hazardous to your own health… :D

I’ve also learnt that accepting certain things in life that annoys you only serves to make you even more annoyed, and can only lead to troubles further down the line…
 
1. Girls are never satisfied. I have been late, early, on time and arrived unexpectedly this week and every time I have been told off in one form or another.

2. That I drive loads better when I'm not concentrating 100% on what I'm doing.

3. That psychotherapy really is quite interesting, perhaps even interesting enough to make a career out of. :)
 
1. Forefront Client Security is the most difficult Microsoft software to install... :mad:

2. My car needs a new track rod end... :(

3. Someone I know turned down the chance for a foursome :eek:
 
1: ) Doing certain things which I assumed would lead to worse situations do in fact not, and could lead to improvements.

2: ) Iceland is in fact technically part of both Europe and of North America (Geographically)

3: ) That the cool RPG defence system on the Stryker LAV (MW2) is infact a very much more boring and far less technological system (Known as Slat Armor)
 
1) That this country sucks serious amounts of ass and that good, honest people will always be screwed over by "the system"

:(
 
1. Never judge a book by its cover

2. Don't over analyse things

3. Gaining weight is hard work when you're not used to eating so much
 
How important rest days are and a proper plan when exercising., I can't believe the difference it makes. I always knew it was important, but I didn't realise just how much of a difference it made.
 
1. My Motherboard is dead.

2. Housemates are idiots.

3. Willies Delectable Cacao is the nicest real chocolate in the world!!!
 
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