Man of Honour
- Joined
- 17 Feb 2003
- Posts
- 29,640
- Location
- Chelmsford
I've learnt three things:
1. Never give people choices because it becomes nearly impossible to explain the difference or it takes too long to resolve. Give a woman choices your asking for trouble.
2. It's best to keep things to yourself first thing in the morning. No I'm not talking about your over enthusiastic genitalia but one's mouth. I've manged to upset at least three people this week, and one I brought to tears.. I've noticed that arguments are more likely to occur first thing in the morning. It appears that people are less tolerant at this time. Maybe because they didn't have their weatabix or oats it would seem
3. Sneak rubbish into your neighbours bin whilst they are away. If you do then remember to put it out when it's collected!
1. Never give people choices because it becomes nearly impossible to explain the difference or it takes too long to resolve. Give a woman choices your asking for trouble.
2. It's best to keep things to yourself first thing in the morning. No I'm not talking about your over enthusiastic genitalia but one's mouth. I've manged to upset at least three people this week, and one I brought to tears.. I've noticed that arguments are more likely to occur first thing in the morning. It appears that people are less tolerant at this time. Maybe because they didn't have their weatabix or oats it would seem

3. Sneak rubbish into your neighbours bin whilst they are away. If you do then remember to put it out when it's collected!