What is the most disgusting thing you have experienced?

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Seeing as the "What is the creepiest thing to have ever happened to you?" thread was so popular, I thought I would start a new one: what is the most disgusting thing you have experienced? (sorry if this one has already been done, I'm new here! :))

Here are 2 of mine:

Once I was sitting at my computer (obv) and I reached for my cup of tea. I took a sip then spat it out immediately as instead I had picked up an old cup of tea my brother had left there for at least a week. The blob of mould on top was the worst part!

Another time I went to take a sip of my drink but felt something weird in my mouth touching my tooth. I spat it back into the cup and saw it was a dead moth.

Moral of the story: ALWAYS look into your cup before you take a sip!
 
This happened about a year ago, ordered a taxi to take me and the Wife into town, got in the front seat and as he asked where we wanted to go a greeny flew out of his mouth and straight into mine, I instinctively swallowed it and was too embarrased to say anything though im pretty sure he saw what happened aswell. lol?
 
during my gcse's i was walking through the park on the way to an exam, i yawned (didn't put my hand in front of my face as no one was around), and a leaf went in...

i threw up instantly :p
 
Maximum Triceratops said:
This happened about a year ago, ordered a taxi to take me and the Wife into town, got in the front seat and as he asked where we wanted to go a greeny flew out of his mouth and straight into mine, I instinctively swallowed it and was too embarrased to say anything though im pretty sure he saw what happened aswell. lol?
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you enormous dirtball!
 
this didnt happen to me, but a colleague at work..


basically he went to the toilet, used the toilet brush, and somehow managed to get the toilet brush to "flick" remnants of what he'd just done into his open mouth. dunno if he was sick or not as he didnt go into much detail. was pretty rough listening to it though.
 
I'm not sure I could mention the most disgusting thing but in the context of food, in the same vein as your story - I had a hangover from hell and decided to buy a bottle of water and a random purchase of a Delmonte fruit cup. I ripped open the lid, didn't even look at it really - and began munching. When my taste buds kicked in, I got a really horrible taste.

Looked down and half the pot was thick with mould, so I started throwing up everywhere, nice.
 
Haha, I have similar stories actually. I once spat in my brother's eye accidently. I swear it went in slow motion. It was quite a big blob of spit and we looked at each other like :o before it had even made contact with his eyeball. The snot story is definitely more disgusting though!

I have also been walking along once and felt something odd in my mouth, rubbed my tongue to get it out and it was a fly. What is it with insects going into my mouth?!
 
Bleurgh the toilet brush story reminds me of one my boyfriend (kylew) once told me. A guy he worked with once came into the office looking pale and muttered "the...the... toilet". Another man in the office hearing this stood up, walked out of the main office and went into the toilet. Turned out he had done a "number 2" in there and it was all over the toilet brush and the walls and he had just left it like that.

The man was generally revolting though, he also turned up for work smelling somewhat fresh on the Monday but by Friday he was covered in a layer of filth. Seemed he had a weekly bath night.
 
Lou said:
Bleurgh the toilet brush story reminds me of one my boyfriend (kylew) once told me. A guy he worked with once came into the office looking pale and muttered "the...the... toilet". Another man in the office hearing this stood up, walked out of the main office and went into the toilet. Turned out he had done a "number 2" in there and it was all over the toilet brush and the walls and he had just left it like that.

The man was generally revolting though, he also turned up for work smelling somewhat fresh on the Monday but by Friday he was covered in a layer of filth. Seemed he had a weekly bath night.
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lol @ kylew and his 2nd acc pretending he has a g/f
 
cainer said:
lol @ kylew and his 2nd acc pretending he has a g/f
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I wasn't sure whether to name the bf as I know he doesn't get on with everyone here lol! We'll be celebrating 6 years together on Sat though :o

Anyways back to the topic...
 
In October 2005 I went to Sharm with some friends. I had never drunk alcohol before, and one night they all got me absolutely smashed. I was very very drunk. The next day I was omgwtfhungover. It was also the day that we flew to Cairo on a Petroleum Airways propeller plane.

I managed the entire flight sitting on the edge of my seat about to vomit, but just holding it in. When we landed in Cairo and milled around for a bit, I felt it coming and had to run to the toilets. I rushed in and leaned forward and puked and puked and wretched in to the toilet bowl. I finally stopped, stood up, and went back outside.

In the process of being sick I had leant on the toilet ring, and I had a circular stain of Egyptian toilet stuff on my shirt.

It was the lowest point of my life.
 
Maximum Triceratops said:
This happened about a year ago, ordered a taxi to take me and the Wife into town, got in the front seat and as he asked where we wanted to go a greeny flew out of his mouth and straight into mine, I instinctively swallowed it and was too embarrased to say anything though im pretty sure he saw what happened aswell. lol?
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jesus christ
 
I was using a public toilet and reached to get some toilet paper when I put my hand in some guy's baby gravy. That was quite unpleasant.

I had junkie show me her oozing stab wound just before she gave me a kiss. That's the most disgusting thing I can remember.

I have numerous poop related stories but none of them disgust me any more. I've adapted to living in a disgusting town.
 
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one disgusting thing i remember many many years ago at a fun fair.. me and me m8 had just had sausage n chips then went on the airplane carousel, there was a lever that you could pull to make you go up or down, my m8 said he felt sick and needed me to make the plane go low.. so ofc i went high and with that he chucked up and it splatted over everyone in the que :)
 
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