What is the most disgusting thing you have experienced?
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I slept with my ex girlfriends best friend, who just happened to be a red blistered face, overweight munter. I actually felt sick afterwards. It (as in her) was that disgusting. I only did it cos a.\ I was VERY drunk, b.\ The ex was already the ex and being a bitch, so it seemed fitting at the time to get back at her for being a bitch.
It was yrs and yrs ago. I was on holiday too in Corfu, and i recall feeling queezy for two days at the thought of mounting it. That was by far the most disgusting experience of my entire life.
It was yrs and yrs ago. I was on holiday too in Corfu, and i recall feeling queezy for two days at the thought of mounting it. That was by far the most disgusting experience of my entire life.
id try and get a better job than a lavertory attendent tbh
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When i was five we were in South America on holiday, slipped on a fresh cow pattie right into some donkey crap.. still remember the horror of it all 24 years later, and getting doused outside with a hose and various soaps as no one would let me enter the house all covered in that.
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Squashing a spider that was at eye level and have it's guts spray out of its arse and into my eye was pretty bad....
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one other thing springs to mind, though this was more of a proud moment for me 
Was coming home from Holiday and everybody was waiting in that tunnel bit just before you enter the plane, my guts were realy bad from all the foreign food/beer etc and I had a huge pump brewed and realised this was my last chance to eject it before we boarded, so I let rip and it was the stinkiest trump I have ever done, it even grossed me out but there were people actually bent over borking and retching 
I can still hear those retching sounds now 
Was coming home from Holiday and everybody was waiting in that tunnel bit just before you enter the plane, my guts were realy bad from all the foreign food/beer etc and I had a huge pump brewed and realised this was my last chance to eject it before we boarded, so I let rip and it was the stinkiest trump I have ever done, it even grossed me out but there were people actually bent over borking and retching I can still hear those retching sounds now I remember when I was very young I took some chocolate nesquick to bed and fell asleep before I finished it, I woke up the next day and took a big gulp of it... the milk had turned, it was off and there was a few flies in it 
not with this spelling..
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This is one of my greatest fears, and the reason I have never sat on a public toilet in living memory.
Haha! Nice one.
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I've eaten jellied eels.
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Seeing as the "What is the creepiest thing to have ever happened to you?" thread was so popular, I thought I would start a new one: what is the most disgusting thing you have experienced? (sorry if this one has already been done, I'm new here!)
Here are 2 of mine:
Once I was sitting at my computer (obv) and I reached for my cup of tea. I took a sip then spat it out immediately as instead I had picked up an old cup of tea my brother had left there for at least a week. The blob of mould on top was the worst part!
Another time I went to take a sip of my drink but felt something weird in my mouth touching my tooth. I spat it back into the cup and saw it was a dead moth.
Moral of the story: ALWAYS look into your cup before you take a sip!
Left there for a week!!!!!!!!!!!!??????
Jesus man clean the **** up what are you students ?lol
You know those Kinder chocolate bars, the ones that taste like bueno vut are in milk chocolate bars in chunks of 5 or 6?
You can get a pack of bars so one day I was sat at work and decided to eat about 12 bars back to back.
Big mistake.
Projectile vomit, projectile faeces, you name it, it was projectiling everywhere.
Never again.
You can get a pack of bars so one day I was sat at work and decided to eat about 12 bars back to back.
Big mistake.
Projectile vomit, projectile faeces, you name it, it was projectiling everywhere.
Never again.
Jesus, the first few posts cracked me up.
Not me, but someone at one of our old work parties got ridiculously drunk, so drunk....He dissapeared...
Eventually he came back to the bus to go home, stinking of poo and everything that was unholy...Turns out he lost all bodily functions due to being so drunk and let everything go...
Needless to say he was told to get off the bus and get a taxi home, after being covered in Pledge! Which was the nearest thing that smelled nicer than poo....He then went on to pay for his taxi with the george forman he one in a raffle prize
Not me, but someone at one of our old work parties got ridiculously drunk, so drunk....He dissapeared...
Eventually he came back to the bus to go home, stinking of poo and everything that was unholy...Turns out he lost all bodily functions due to being so drunk and let everything go...
Needless to say he was told to get off the bus and get a taxi home, after being covered in Pledge! Which was the nearest thing that smelled nicer than poo....He then went on to pay for his taxi with the george forman he one in a raffle prize
I work in a warehouse and this guy opposite me was feeling really quezy. Next minute he farts a sharp burst. And poo fired out the top of his hi-viz on the back of his neck.
Heres one i got a question for, about 3 years ago i had real bad flu and needed to poo every 10-15 mins for about 4 days. Eventually my poo was a very dark green, why is that?
Heres one i got a question for, about 3 years ago i had real bad flu and needed to poo every 10-15 mins for about 4 days. Eventually my poo was a very dark green, why is that?