What is the most random thing you've bought when come home drunk from the pub?

[Raymond Lin]

I just checked my email and noticed I bought a somewhat questionable design T-shirt last night lol

Though on the other hand, it is kinda cool lol

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Me and my buddies decided to crash our local 24 hour ASDA and we all bought a packet of McVities hob nob biscuits. All of us, the same packet, size, etc. Kinda random

 

[meghatronic]

Me and my buddies decided to crash our local 24 hour ASDA and we all bought a packet of McVities hob nob biscuits. All of us, the same packet, size, etc. Kinda random

If less than ten of you, and not only that one item, it's not even remotely funny.

My most random thing would be a dozen rolls of duct tape. I'm a resourceful drunk!

 

[leaskovski]

I tried to buy a £300 signed football by the 2008/09 Arsenal football team in an Auction wat a boxing fight when I was off my rocker. Fun night that was! lol, never have I seen a big black man get goosed in the face with aload of white powder from one of the fire extinguisers (spelling, again!). Queue lots of drug based jokes!

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

If less than ten of you, and not only that one item, it's not even remotely funny.

I was only contributing to the topic, the idea of our ASDA spend being random.

 

[meghatronic]

I was only contributing to the topic, the idea of our ASDA spend being random.

I wasn't being touchy. But random "lacking any definite plan or order or purpose; governed by or depending on chance". So... yeah....

 

[Nix]

Kazoos and cake.

 

[RadoX]

Heroin.

 

[pingwing]

Some ones front gate at a mates uni years ago, never did have to give that back either....

 

[hyperzed]

i once bought a spice rack in the form of the seven dwarfs for my mum as a xmas present...it was only in the morning with fresh eyes i saw how tasteless and ugly it was.

 

[Naff8000]

At glastonbury a bunch of us bought these awful hippie style multi-coloured fleece things. I think they cost about £40 each and I've never worn it since. I remember us dancing in the stall once we'd bought them

 

[Steve2000]

I bought a car once back in the 80s for £40 whilst drunk. Realised my foolish error the next morning and sold it for £70.

Never even told the wife until a few years later, not a great deal she can whinge about then.

 

[Freelanc3r]

I bought a trident.

 

[Tummy]

I don't drink anymore

When I did, would often wake up at random people's houses, in odd places in the house. That was always a bit of a "eh?" waking up. My friend was woken up by the police in a random's kitchen one morning, they were very understanding. I woke up a car once, they'd left it unlocked.

Waking up with random things, signs, for sale signs (collected about 15 on the way home with my friend and left them on the front of someone we didn't like), random clothes and objects from all over.

 

[NerveAgent]

I once bought a block of cheese and "A Lion's Mane" a kids book with a furry lion on the front, I still have it By far the funniest was when my friend bought some chicken satay from Asda deli and 10 minutes later we all heard him choking followed by "they're on sticks?!"

 

[Mojo]

A scarf (can get chilly), two wet floor signs and a pair of tights. That was a good night! =)

 

[GingerNinja1989]

A scarf (can get chilly), two wet floor signs and a pair of tights. That was a good night! =)

Well that depends on who the tights belong to!

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

A tent, a garden gnome and a deck chair.

 

[cheets64]

Steel Battalion at £150

 

[Rybo89]

well this what happens when clubs stay open till 7am and there's a carboot (do-nut) on straight across from the club

dont ask........