What is the worst Knock Knock joke?

~>Dg<~ · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:37

Well weve all heard em before but which is the worst.give us your worst versions of this classic joke.

knock, knock
whos there?
batman
batman who?
batman and robin

such gems as this.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:39

Knock Knock
"Whos there"
Gestapo
"Gestapo who?"
VE ASK ZEE QUESTIONS! *Slap other person in face*.

Creature · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:41

Knock knock
"Who's there?"
Cargo
"Cargo who?"
Cargo beep.

~>Dg<~ · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:42

knock knock
whos there
tymish
tymish who

Cuchulain · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:42

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor ...
Doctor Who?

Much hilarity!

milkinc13 · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:43

knock knock
"who's there?"
Doctor
"Doctor who?"
u got it

4p · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:44

dgmug said:
knock knock
whos there
tymish
tymish who

HA

HGAAAAAAAAAA

Tombo · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:45

One I told when I was around 4 or 5.

Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
House
"House Who?"
House you forgot to lock me.

And another

Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
Doctor
"Doctor Who?"
Doctor Ball.

mjer1984 · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:46

Knock Knock
Whos Theres
Europe
Europe Who
No your a poo.

~>Dg<~ · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:49

knock knock
whos there
chewwy
chewwy who
arghhhhhhhh

Ice Rich · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:53

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Big Ish
Big Ish Who....

deuse · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:54

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Angus
Angus who?

Angus my coat up will you

Megahurtz400 · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:54

Knock Knock
Whose there?
Boo
Boo Who?
No need to cry its only a joke

LOVE the Gestapo one!

bandit · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:55

knock knock
who der?
da police
da police who?
da police coming to slap yo ***

knock knock
whoes there?
doctor
Doctor who?
Doctor House MD you idiot!

knock knock
whos there?
the
The WHo?
yep

slambo69 · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:58

knock knock
whos there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in!

SiriusB · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:59

deuse said:
Knock Knock
Who's there
Angus
Angus who

Angus my coat up will you

[Knock knock (on the door)]
Who's there?
Angus (that's {me})
Angus who?

Angus my [ ] up will you

pinkacidbootson · 20 Sep 2007 at 15:59

This is hilarious!

Gaz1988 · 20 Sep 2007 at 16:00

knock knock
come in.

OSB · 20 Sep 2007 at 16:02

dgmug said:
Well weve all heard em before but which is the worst.give us your worst versions of this classic joke.

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Knock Knock
"Whos there"
Gestapo
"Gestapo who?"
VE ASK ZEE QUESTIONS! *Slap other person in face*.

Cuchulain said:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor ...
Doctor Who?

Much hilarity!

TBH You both fail as i laughed at both of them!!!

Ps I can quote!

bandit · 20 Sep 2007 at 16:03

OSB said:
TBH You both fail as i laughed at both of them!!!

Ps I can quote!