What is the worst Knock Knock joke?

Megahurtz400 · 20 Sep 2007 at 17:07

fieldy said:
"knock knock"
"who's there?"

"YA MUM!"

LMAO!

knip · 20 Sep 2007 at 17:13

"Knock knock"
"Whos there"
"Banana"
"Banana who?"

"Knock knock"
"Whos there"
"Banana"
"Banana who?"

"Knock knock"
"Whos there"
"Banana"
"Banana who?"

"Knock knock"
"Whos there"
"Orange"
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didnt say banana!"

Greenlizard0 · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:23

Lol at all of these esp the europe one!

aayzof · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:26

knock knock

who's there?

cows go

cows go who?

no, cows go moo

gord · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:29

"Knock knock"
"Whos there"
"Interrupting cow"
"Interrupting co.."
"MOOOOOO!"

digisatman · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:44

platypus said:
Knock Knock.

(No one's in.)

the best

jimbofett · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:50

knock knock

whos there?

death

death wh......

Phoebs · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:53

gord said:
"Knock knock"
"Whos there"
"Interrupting cow"
"Interrupting co.."
"MOOOOOO!"

hahahahaaaaaaa

knock knock
who's there?
ichoop
ichoop who?
ewwww

Scuzi · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:53

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jehovas witnesses.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO **** OFF - GET OFF MY LAND YOU BRAINWASHED FAGS

JohnnyG · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:55

Knock knock
Who's there?
Woo
Woo who?
Calm down and open the door.

JohnnyG · 20 Sep 2007 at 18:57

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
There's no need to get upset about it.

Scuzi · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:00

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
JohnnyG.
Your jokes are crap, go away, you're not getting in

JohnnyG · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:10

He was after the worst and got them, I'll keep the hilarious ones for another thread

~>Dg<~ · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:19

Scuzi said:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jehovas witnesses.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO **** OFF - GET OFF MY LAND YOU BRAINWASHED FAGS

was gunna do a similar one lol thought id let a higher profile get it down.

doofer · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:44

Knick Knick!
Who's there?
Inspector Clouseau!

Khnock Khnock!
Who's there?
Sean Connery!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
City-Link Delivery!
OMG RLY :eek:

?
No, it's Jesus LOL!

Usher · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:46

Knock knock

who's there?

Biggish

Biggish who

Not today thank you

Meridian · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:54

Frappe, frappe.

Qui est la?

Losti.

Losti qui?

Exactament....

M

Azagoth · 20 Sep 2007 at 19:55

Knock Knock
Who's there?
The Police.
The Police who?
Just open the door, your Son's dead.

Nebzor · 20 Sep 2007 at 20:21

Knock knock.
Who's there?
P (phonetically, puh).
P who?

TEHEEHEEHEHE, read it aloud

skaylesh · 20 Sep 2007 at 20:25

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
No, Dr Harold Shipman. Is your Gran in?