What language is this? (With a picture!)

[SideWinder]

I found this book in my staff canteen at Tesco, just lying around...being the curious person i am and with no-one in the room, i thought i'd take a picture and ask you lot!

 

[Sinny]

Polish?

 

[gumbald]

Russian?

 

[trilobite]

It is Russian

 

[gumbald]

Someone to translate next?

 

[me227]

It's Russian and I think it's offering English lessons.

 

[gumbald]

The irony.

 

[Biohazard]

English Language school written in English would give it away surely...

 

[Snakedoctor]

It is Lizard speak, they are trying to take over your brain.

 

[Viper²]

It's Ukrainian I think.

 

[gillywibble]

Definitely Russian.

It says 'Your Mother was a Hamster, and your Father smelled, of elderberries'.

 

[me227]

English Language school written in English would give it away surely...

Ah I didn't see that through the glare.

 

[Raikiri]

http://translate.google.co.uk/trans...a+english+language+school&hl=en&safe=off&sa=G

It is indeed Russian.

 

[gumbald]

Ah I didn't see that through the glare.

Ditto. I was looking for potential amusing lookalike words from the title.

 

[Snakedoctor]

Definitely Russian.

It says 'Your Mother was a Hamster, and your Father smelled, of elderberries'.

It goes on to say, "I blow my nose at you silly English kaniggits. Son of a Pig dog. I fart in your general direction"

 

[SideWinder]

I can't think of anyone Russian who works in my store...or anyone who is even intelligent enough to learn Russian!

 

[Viper²]

It could be any of the East European countries. They are basically all the same.

 

[gumbald]

Take this opportunity to learn Russian!

 

[Neoni]

Definitely Russian.