What on earth?

If my Mum is anything to go by, high heels totally *destroy* your feet. And leave you with a lot of pain later in life, when it's too late to do anything about it.

I really don't get why guys are attracted to heels.

Most people don't understand why furries are sexually attracted to other people wearing animal suits. If you explain that for us, we'll explain the heels thing for you.
 
I've seen someone wearing these before:

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[FnG]magnolia;25538060 said:
Most people don't understand why furries are sexually attracted to other people wearing animal suits. If you explain that for us, we'll explain the heels thing for you.

I can't say fursuits do anything for me, personally. Kind of a big assumption on your part ;)

I'm more of a "wouldn't it be cool to ditch the morality arguments and just get on with splicing us with animals already" kind of guy.

But enough about me.
 
Ugly, impractical and expensive, so they're perfect fashion items.

Anything expensive and branded will sell like hotcakes.

Case in point: "Beats" by "Dr Dre". Almost universally panned by people who listen to a lot of headphones.

But worn by all the footballers and celebrities, and selling very well indeed.
 
If my Mum is anything to go by, high heels totally *destroy* your feet. And leave you with a lot of pain later in life, when it's too late to do anything about it.

I really don't get why guys are attracted to heels.

They add height and they emphasise legs. They show a degree of co-ordination and grace, since you can't walk in them without it. There's also socialisation - people tend to be attracted to what they're taught to be, to some extent - and association (whether it's justified or not is irrelevant) with more overt sexuality.

Personally, I find that my "bloody hell, those look uncomfortable" reaction outweighs the above. Perhaps because I've worn high heels and they are bloody uncomfortable.
 
[..] I'm more of a "wouldn't it be cool to ditch the morality arguments and just get on with splicing us with animals already" kind of guy. [..]

The current limit is sadly unlike the sort of hybrids people tend to think of. You could, for example, splice in a starfish gene and get limited bioluminescence.
 
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