what random word to use instead of swearing in company?

[~>Dg<~]

well you know the situation your mums round or your trying to make a good impression . you stub your foot on a table or something like. you just start to swear but remember your audience and change it to..............

 

[4p]

BARSTOOL

 

[Visage]

Fiddlesticks. Or possibly Spamjavelin.

 

[Gilly]

Poo.

Also works on a football pitch. 'Oi you, you're poo!' You don't get booked for swearing and everyone laughs at the target of your slur.

 

[Exentia]

i always say monkeys...but im just plain weird.

 

[me227]

****

 

[Slinwagh]

Kumquat

 

[Gaverick]

Sugar or barsteward

 

[Masterdog]

'Cobblers'. Makes you sound like you're from world war 2.

 

[A[L]C]

ooooooow

 

[Snakedoctor]

If my mum was around, I would say "Holy ***, you have been dead for 20 years, what are you doing here?" I do not censor my vocal expletives, while under duress.

No swearing

Gilly

 

[davethe11]

smeg

 

[platypus]

Phil.

 

[Aod]

yeargh!

or "Sunnuva..."

 

[HEADRAT]

I seem to suffer from Terrets in this kind of situation and just say really rude words.

 

[Aod]

I seem to suffer from Terrets in this kind of situation and just say really rude words.

i think that's called "normal human Syndrome"

 

[HEADRAT]

Cool, I must be able to get singed off with that and claim lots of lovely benefits

 

[Timdog]

fupp

 

[RandomTom]

Just shout "gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" or "nooooooooooooooo" and sound really disheartened.

 

[MikeHunt79]

Bar-steward