Deleted member 651465
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When I have a fry up and my beans and egg are touching. I don't like bean juice on my egg.
Use the sausage as a breakwater...
When I have a fry up and my beans and egg are touching. I don't like bean juice on my egg.
People
Overconfident people and overinflated egos, generally ****s who think they are the only living thing in the world.....
Was at London Zoo on Monday. I specially pick a spot in the middle of nowhere where there wasn't a single obstacle within an 18 metre radius of me. Anyway I'm poised with my SLR to my face carefully framing a photograph when a ****ing over-confident ******* barges right into the camera bag on my back. I was immediately furious. "Are you ****ing blind? Why are you even in a zoo?" I shouted.
I wouldn't have been so furious, but the fact I made an active decision to stop in a place where I'm not an obstruction, yet someone still managed to force me into being an obstruction really ****ed me off.
Wayne Rooney trying to play football.
WUT?![]()
I'm a kind person, will bullet points help you comprehend the situation better?
- London Zoo on Monday
- I pick a spot to stand and take a photograph.
- This spot was specifically chosen because I wasn't obstucting anything or anyone.
- There was a minimum of 18 metres of empty space in every direction from my position.
- Out of 36 metres of possible traversal space, he decided to head directly toward me and barge into the camera bag I was wearing on my back.
- The fact that he managed to hit me even though the probability of even a blind person bumping into me was almost zero led me to believe he's just an overconfident tool.
- This prompted me to ask him why he's in a zoo if he cant even see me. Maybe to smell the faeces?