What REALLY annoys you?

Overconfident people and overinflated egos, generally ****s who think they are the only living thing in the world.....

Was at London Zoo on Monday. I specially pick a spot in the middle of nowhere where there wasn't a single obstacle within an 18 metre radius of me. Anyway I'm poised with my SLR to my face carefully framing a photograph when a ****ing over-confident ******* barges right into the camera bag on my back. I was immediately furious. "Are you ****ing blind? Why are you even in a zoo?" I shouted.

I wouldn't have been so furious, but the fact I made an active decision to stop in a place where I'm not an obstruction, yet some overconfident schmuck still managed to force me into being an obstruction really ****ed me off.
 
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Overconfident people and overinflated egos, generally ****s who think they are the only living thing in the world.....

Was at London Zoo on Monday. I specially pick a spot in the middle of nowhere where there wasn't a single obstacle within an 18 metre radius of me. Anyway I'm poised with my SLR to my face carefully framing a photograph when a ****ing over-confident ******* barges right into the camera bag on my back. I was immediately furious. "Are you ****ing blind? Why are you even in a zoo?" I shouted.

I wouldn't have been so furious, but the fact I made an active decision to stop in a place where I'm not an obstruction, yet someone still managed to force me into being an obstruction really ****ed me off.

WUT? :confused:
 
Women who say 'as a woman...'

For example 'as a woman, I have good instincts about this...'

WUT? Well as a man, I'm telling you to **** off and take your instincts back to the kitchen.
 
Seems to be small stupid things that really annoy most of us.

Loud TVs, how can you stand it, pure laziness. If you Switch channel/sources alter the volume. They aren't all the same.
 

It appears you have an interest but couldn't comprehend. I'm a kind person, will bullet points help you comprehend the situation better?

  • London Zoo on Monday
  • I pick a spot to stand and take a photograph.
  • This spot was specifically chosen because I wasn't obstucting anything or anyone.
  • There was a minimum of 18 metres of empty space in every direction from my position.
  • Out of 36 metres of possible traversal space, he decided to head directly toward me and barge into the camera bag I was wearing on my back.
  • The fact that he managed to hit me even though the probability of even a blind person bumping into me was almost zero led me to believe he's just an overconfident tool.
  • This prompted me to ask him why he's in a zoo if he cant even see me. Maybe to smell the faeces?
 
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Parents who can't control their kids and think it's acceptable to let them run riot.

I was at the zoo recently(not the same one as Asim, phew) and an elderly lady was there with a drawing pad in her arm and a tub of brushes/paints mixed/water on the ledge. Happily minding her own business drawing the animals....A kid goes over and pulls the paints out and as a result everything falls to the ground, filthy, paints unusable. Now, as the kid was doing it she moved quickly and said 'no, don't touch those' but boom, too late. She huffed and went to pick them up. The mother of said devil shouted 'what's your deal, he's only 4'.
 
I'm a kind person, will bullet points help you comprehend the situation better?

  • London Zoo on Monday
  • I pick a spot to stand and take a photograph.
  • This spot was specifically chosen because I wasn't obstucting anything or anyone.
  • There was a minimum of 18 metres of empty space in every direction from my position.
  • Out of 36 metres of possible traversal space, he decided to head directly toward me and barge into the camera bag I was wearing on my back.
  • The fact that he managed to hit me even though the probability of even a blind person bumping into me was almost zero led me to believe he's just an overconfident tool.
  • This prompted me to ask him why he's in a zoo if he cant even see me. Maybe to smell the faeces?

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People who get to the end of the escalator on the tube and look all surprised when they have to start walking so much so they nearly trip over. You could have started to walk 5 steps ago like the rest of us are trying to do.

Fold up bikes not folded up in rush hour when I'm not allowed a full size bike on.

Driving in the UK 90% of drivers suck.

People who want money off just because regardless that it's good value in the first place.

People who phone about a car for sale just asking what my lowest price is like I'm lucky they rang.

Poor customer service.

People who think they got a good deal because the guy in the shop said so even though they asked my opinion 2 weeks ago yet still strode into the high street, walked into the biggest place and said I want x what have you got.
 
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