What really wind's you up?

malc30 said:
How have i judged anyone.
It just winds me up.
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You commented that 'only'* fat people shouldn't wear crop tops or low jeans so that can only be based on appearance because you haven't excluded anyone else from wearing them. I was trying to make a bit of a joke because normally it is said people who judge on appearances are shallow but don't take it too seriously.

*=my word added

malc30 said:
I will add people that misquote others. Now that proper winds me up. :mad:
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It wasn't intended to offend but nevermind.
 
No, I don't have any spare change. However, unfortunately for you I DO have this shotgun concealed within my trench coat which I shall now proceed to KILL you with.
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trench coat mafia tbfh!
 
Vernon Kay!


Oh and lack of respect, people who don't acknowledge you holding doors/ gving way to them in traffic

My current housemates who think leaving the TV/Lights/Oven/Coffee maker/heating (list could go on) on is acceptable when they are leaving the house empty

Oh and the schoolkids who Im now going to have to battle at tescos now that i've been delayed writitng this reply ... (oh joy easter holidays - not bat required)
 
Queuing for ages at the till behind someone who when asked to pay suddenly starts to look for their purse!

That and people going slow in the middle lane!!!
 
People who walk upto their car, get in, start it, drive off and then start a mobile phone conversation. Why the heck didn't they start it whilst walking to their car!!! :rolleyes:

Mobile phone users in general - I know that means like 75% of the population - so be it!! :p

Yes I do own a mobile, had it for 5 years probably used £30 of top ups in it - it is never turned on. If people want to get hold of me then they phone me at home or leave a message.

Chavs (obviously!)
Tele-sales callers
Charity muggers (the ones in the day-glo vests who persue you in your lunch hour!)
Dossers who live off the state

I'm winding myself up now - must calm down :)
 
NaTe said:
its a hard life!
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its worse when they make you feel like a tube because of it :o
mind you i gave them hell askin for an apology got 1 saying sorry while the other doesnt even remember doing a joke :p
 
Von Smallhausen said:
Business people who talk unneccessarily loudly on trains or airports etc. Why they need to tell Giles to at 400 dB is beyond me. My advice business types ? **** it !!!!! :mad:

Also, not so much a wind up as a mystery is the use of the fabled Gregg's Dummy. If I pop down the town there is usually an army of young mothers pushing kids about and they just about all have a Gregg's pasty with crumbs all over their chops. It is like something from a film. Why ?

Also, people such as what happened when I was on the plane returning back here at the weekend. I was listening to my iPod and inadvertantly tapped my fingers. The oldish guy in front, a business type I think, sat up and turned around and looked at me as if I was a scrapable dogs egg off his shoe, no words. If he asked, I would have stopped as it's something we all do. He didn't, he looked and then turned around again. My hackles went up straight away. Result, Stars on 45 and more tapping. Childish I know but I really don't like it when people look down on others. If he wants tranquility .... fly BA.
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I salute you sir :) nice one

Things that annoy me:
Men and Women's Modern Pop Culture Magazines = Heat, Nutz, Closer etc etc
These, as well as Hollyoaks are the personification of everything that annoys me most.
People living their lives on what other people, namely Celebs like David Beckham do, say or wear. It's pathetic....

"Coloured Denim is the new trend" **** off you mindless morons...who told you that? The latest issue of Heat!!!???
 
My kids. They are the one thing that can send me nuclear in 0.001 seconds. They can find a way to argue with each other about absolutely anything. "Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Sophies looking at me Muuuuuuuuuuum Phoebes breathing at me Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum Daisy thought about me" I'm a pretty laid back person on the whole, but my god they know how to press my buttons. (day 3 of the Easter holidays *jitters* )

False people - I cant be bothered trying to cut through all the crap to figure out the 'real' person...either be yourself or naff off.

Did I mention my kids?
 
the 24 year old kids at work. The ones who can';t just say "hi Andy" when one of the engineers comes into the office, it has to be "ooh hi andy pany.. yay andy's here" in a high pitched baby voice.
Oh and they call craig "crugger" and generally act like 3 year olds!
 
Pebbles said:
My kids. They are the one thing that can send me nuclear in 0.001 seconds. They can find a way to argue with each other about absolutely anything. "Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Sophies looking at me Muuuuuuuuuuum Phoebes breathing at me Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum Daisy thought about me" I'm a pretty laid back person on the whole, but my god they know how to press my buttons. (day 3 of the Easter holidays *jitters* )

False people - I cant be bothered trying to cut through all the crap to figure out the 'real' person...either be yourself or naff off.

Did I mention my kids?
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Aww my mum's the same, we don't even need to say anything and she just knows we're fighting. It only gets worse :)
 
Dr Cox - Oh yeah!

Let's see...
low carb diets,
Michael Moore,
the Republican National Convention,
Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products,
Hi-Def TV,
the Bush daughters,
wireless hotspots,
the OC,
the UN,
recycling,
getting Punk'd,
Danny Gans,
the Latin Grammys,
the real Grammys,
Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much,
the Yankees payroll,
all the red states,
all the blue states,
every hybrid car,
every talk show,
everything on the planet,
everything in the solar system,
everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything
every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions!

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