What really wind's you up?

Chavs
Chuggers
Posh women in enormous four wheel drives who think they can bully everyone out of their way,
Spitting in the street - I don't want a dose of your TB thanks.
Subwoofers in Novas so loud they cause involuntary bowel movements.
Old people in cars made in the sixties that can't go above 15 mph
Parents who swear at their kids in the street
 
Here's a new one: feeding the dog then not realising there's some dogmeat juice on ones hand before rubbing one's nose. :(
 
Raikiri said:
Busses!

If your late, they will be early - bye bye bus
If your early you have a 30 minute wait
Sometimes the drivers just don't fancy stopping
Always, ALWAYS a group of chavs at the back burning smiley faces into the seats with their lighters


Random strangers sitting next to you, who knew there could be so many crazy people in one city!?

Examples:
1. Theres someone that sings and dances at the bus stop
2. Someone thats always on their phone shouting away...half the time it isnt even on
3. Someone on their way to lewes crown court decided to tell me and my mate his life story :mad:

Anybody else like that and I think I will just shoot them, much easier
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Got to agree with most of these points, those new electronic signs aren't as good as they seem. One minute your bus is due in 2 minutes, then it going up to 7!? And don't get me started about the chavs burning 'smileys' into the back of the chairs!

Though with the people singing and dancing at the bus stop, I quiet like them :D
 
Mr Man said:
LOL, you got mugged by them in Liverpool Street station as well then :)
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Yes all the time! Of course I don't mind the giveaway bags and the Mattessons chicken thingy freebies! :D

suicidle_tramp said:
LOL, I love doing that. I can just weave straight past all of the people in the traffic :D
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So are you a road vehicle or not?! Yes you are? Oh so you are not going to stop at the red traffic light then and proceed to ride into me then!?!?!? Oh good... :\

Dazzy_G said:
people who cant use the self timer and instaed take the picture in the mirror.
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OMG you are so right!

BB x
 
Customers and/or people in queues who once they've got to the till, spend a few mins getting their money out, and then after being served, spending a few mins putting it all back, holding up the queue.

Customers who ask for one thing at a time, when if they had said all of the items at once, i could have saved myself a few trips.

Annoying kids who ask stupid questions and make stupid comments to me. FGS im a technician NOT a teacher. Go and ask them. Im not paid to be nice to you!

Intermittant technical problems.

Delivery companies who deliver on their convienience & dont allow people to goto their depot to pick stuff up.

People who cant see the funny side of things, even if it is a bad thing thats happened.

Total Fitness for pointing out AFTER i'd signed that im tied to them for 12 months.

Old people who insist on starting a conversation with me when im on the Till when theres a queue, or im clearly busy. Again. Im not paid enough to care about what your neighbor has done.

Miserable customers who come in annoyed/stressed/tierd from work and take it out on me.

+ Loads more that i cant be bothered listing. :p
 
People that give things away in the street for free then ask money for it (chuggers) - Look you stupid ****s if you want my money tell me before you thrust your **** in my hand. I'm only taking it because its faster for me to grab it and bin it than it is to tell you I'm not interested. Now that I have taken it I am now obliged to give you some thing in return.

Mobile phones and their stupid owners. Why is it that every mobile phone that I do not own is set to extra loud, not only that but the length of the ring tone seems to be getting longer and longer. Then the Dumb ******* don't even recognise these epics are their ring tones until the third repetition. Text messages that have more than a beep **** me off too. Its not like you have to answer right away so why make every one endure a ******* ring tone for a text message.

Why is it when one person demonstrates their "Newest and Greatest" ring tone Every other **** in earshot has to show off all their ring tones. Don't do it you inconsiderate *******!!!!!! :mad:

**** ends driving and talking on the phone at the same time, especially when they clearly are not paying attention to their surrounding environment.

Being asked for my mobile by retailers and banks. Why the **** would I want to give you my mobile number. There is nothing that you can say to me that is that bloody important.

People ringing my phone until I answer then demand why I did not answer in the first place. or the "I have been trying to get hold of you for ages why didn't you answer". "Because I was taking a ****. Why where's the fire?", "Oh its nothing I just wanted to speak to you about.... <Nothing of any importance>"


If you hadn't guessed I hate mobile phones and their users.
 
BrightonBelle said:
So are you a road vehicle or not?! Yes you are? Oh so you are not going to stop at the red traffic light then and proceed to ride into me then!?!?!? Oh good... :\

BB x
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:confused: How did you get that from what I posted, I stop at the lights. Just that I get a bit smug when there's a bit que of traffic along lewes road and I can go straight past the cars to the front of the que :D
 
Shop assistants who, when you've just bought something, thrust a combination of loose change, notes and receipts into your hand - look, I keep all of these things in different places and I will stand at the till filing them all away in their respective homes until I'm ready to go, so don't bother giving me any withering looks, it's YOUR fault.
 
People with no manners. Is it really hard to say please and thank you, you rude, obnoxious ****s?

People who refuse to use their indicators whilst driving. As though they don't need to let people know what their proposed actions are.

Morons who drive around with their fog lights on. Whether on purpose or by accident, they're morons.

This whole clean cut R&B scene. Music is dire crap that sounds the same as the last black lover boy who was singing about the same crap last week, and the week before.

Speed bumps. The negatives outweigh the positives.

People who sit in a queue for hours and finally get to the front THEN decide what they want to order.

Fat girls who let it all hang out. Jesus love, put it away.

People who drink WKD. Grow a pair :p

Stupid homo haircuts. You know, half bleached, half short, the other half about five feet in the air.

That's about it really. I'm a chilled out kind of guy ;)
 
suicidle_tramp said:
:confused: How did you get that from what I posted, I stop at the lights. Just that I get a bit smug when there's a bit que of traffic along lewes road and I can go straight past the cars to the front of the que :D
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Sorry mate I was just saying in reference to your post - not aimed at you! :)

Just meant I had some past experiences like this, I am sure you are a good cyclist ;)

BB x
 
Oh and I have just thought of another one - people who post those scaryarse stupid scary links when something jumps out at you and scares the living daylights out of you when you are a girl on her own. :(

I am never going to sleep tonight... I am too traumatised by the image burnt into my brain. :(

Can't believe I didn't minimise the window...

*cries*

BB x
 
BrightonBelle said:
Oh and I have just thought of another one - people who post those scaryarse stupid scary links when something jumps out at you and scares the living daylights out of you when you are a girl on her own. :(

I am never going to sleep tonight... I am too traumatised by the image burnt into my brain. :(

Can't believe I didn't minimise the window...

*cries*

BB x
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AWWWWWWWWWW *hugs*

My parents are away this week, so I'm mostly home alone too.
 
Lostkat said:
Perv :D :cool: :p
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How very dare you :mad:

The fact that its two pretty girls hugging was neither here nor there. I just want to bring some comfort to people. I'll have you know I'm an excellent hugger.

Hmph.
 
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