What shall i spend £50 on?

[cainer]

just been eyeing up a 4.5kg giant Toblerone on the bay for £50

 

[Edrof]

An antique bayonet. Most of them are pretty, all are amazing pieces of history. You can kill burglars with them, hang them on walls, research their provenance - and it'll be worth more with very year you keep it.

I recommend the huge, curvy 1866 Mle Chassepot. Boringly serious answer, I know.

 

[Midlife Crisis]

lots of Mars bars and Snickers, no particular reason for all the chocky, or a Queen Wasp

 

[murah]

wacky... socks? who would spend £50 on socks?!

 

[PapaLazaru]

Put in an extra tenner - ** Think what else they sell there too **

 

[ElliorR]

1 £50 hooker or 50 £1 hookers.

 

[Maccapacca]

http://www.johnlewis.com/newgate-tibbet-alarm-clock/p407534?colour=Red

5 alarm clocks to wake you up and go fishing, that'd be wacky

 

[Amnesia]

1 £50 hooker or 50 £1 hookers.

Spend £25 of it on something strong enough to make those £1 hookers look like £50 hookers.
then get 25 £1 hookers.

 

[arknor]

One of my sisters had a lil windfall, she has given me £50 to spend on something, but she said i must spend it on something 'wacky'... something id never spend that amount on,
and i must also provide a pic of whatever i spend it on, my first thought was a £50 McDonalds feast
but im looking for other ideas, so..
what shall i buy? or, what would you buy??

£50 of wacky backy

 

[FishPolice]

A tattoo on her face.

 

[Sliver]

Spend it on a hooker.

Don't forget to post pics

 

[cainer]

im liking the fireworks idea, not in her car though lol but in her back yard at 7am one monday morning , i think its legal to let them off between 7am-11pm???

 

[helpimcrap]

Spend it on a hooker.

Don't forget to post pics

I was about to say this!

Give her the pics of said hooker and get a receipt.

 

[Maccapacca]

I was about to say this!

Give her the pics of said hooker and get a receipt.

If you're a UKIP supporter don't forget to ask her to treble the cost for the receipt.

 

[manius]

you could get this then wake her up in the middle of the night to show her

 

[wez130]

Not far off a home brew kit with £50, make your own booze.

 

[manius]

or even this you could smoke it
24k gold fag papers

 

[Krono5]

A hooker, meth and a disposable camera to post pics.

 

[Vinno]

Wrap one of your poos inside the £50 note and post it through her letterbox.

 

[GreatAuk]

A hammer.





To wack things with.