What should I do?

simon22 · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:02

Lost my phone at work today, pretty certain about it. Tried to call but phone is switched off so obviously no chance of getting it back.

I'm not worried as much about the phone, but what's in it

You see, it had a video of me playing with my johnny on it...

If someone finds out, I'm really ******

Please fully star out swearing.

Viper² · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:03

Call your network and block the phone?

Paul11 · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:03

you deserve to be banned for being so stupid

simon22 · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:04

Viper² said:
Call your network and block the phone?

It's on payg...

DJMK4 · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:04

You had a video of you playing with your penis on your phone, and you lost it in work?

You are a genius! lol

Lets just hope you don't work in a place where they have a meeting room and a projector screen

mmj_uk · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:05

Just keep checking the porn sites, it shouldn't be too long before your phones new owner uploads it.

Deleted member 77746 · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:05

No password on the phone? You loose. I hope someone at work finds it.

PondPikey · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:05

DJMK4 said:
You had a video of you playing with your penis, and you lost it in work?

= Pain.

Skillmister · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:05

Back in my day trolling meant something .jpg

Draeger · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:05

Who's Johnny?. Can you not explain to him what's happened?.

randal · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:07

This thread has potential.

Oh, and whilst not helpful. LOL.

Electroshadow · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:08

is this a britboy alias??

if not.... just hope that no one that knows you found it...

Reminds me of the 'Phone shop' episode a couple of weeks ago with sleepyboy lol..

PapaLazaru · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:10

Op is either -

1. A troll.
2. Very sexually frustrated / very stupid.

Quite possibly all of the above.

If you are for real, rather than post about it on a computer overclocking forum, why do you not go round work asking if anyone has found a phone?

It is called damage limitation.

redeye_uk · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:12

why did you film yourself playing with your penis?

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PapaLazaru · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:15

Is your face in the video?

If not, and someone finds it, just say it is your lover?

twist3d0n3 · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:15

Cosimo · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:15

That video of "you playing with your johnny is gross".

TommyV · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:15

redeye_uk said:
why did you film yourself playing with your penis?

In the hope that someone would find his phone and view it. OP likes an audience.

simon22 · 7 Dec 2011 at 16:17

I made the video really out of randomness.. Really have no idea why

Phones got pictures of my face and everything, and that video in the gallery. I looked for it nearly all day at work but did not find it.

What should I do? Really am crapping myself here if someone finds it