What the hell is wrong with some people.

I keep reading this as "What the hell is wrong with black people" :o



*goes to find local BNP sign up office*
 
platinum87 said:
Platinum87's Approach..


The moral of the story is, if you say something to someone, always assume they will say "or what", and if your response would be nothing, then dont say anything in the first place.
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The moral of the story is to know when to stop making a post go ad infinitum. :p
 
ManCuBuS said:
Smash them Cowbells down her throat and listen to her internals ringing as she is being carried out..
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OcUK has supplied my hearty laugh for the day! Thankd for that one!

I want a picture too. Im visualising some twenty stone monstrosity with big wild hair covered in cowbells. Basically a wookie with cow bells on!
 
TheBigCheese said:
But I thought the OP loved college, everything in it and didn't want to leave...

(runs)
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Yes, but not when you've been dossing around all year and are finally settling down trying to finish the whole years-worth of coursework in 2 weeks. :o
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Asim, did you take her for a cruiz later in your RS4?
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Hell yeah! Did her in the passenger seat too. :cool:
 
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platinum87 said:
Platinum87's Approach..

There is absolutely no need to start something you will not finish, therefore "please be quiet" or variants are only to be used if you are at work etc.

You face two options, 1) Get up, move away from the annoying person or 2) Demand the person stfu and threaten action unless they comply, i.e. "STFU or i will slap you"..

I go with the slap approach, it signifies dominace, like a father slapping his child, to embarass the person with their friends etc. Thats why there is no need to do something stupid and flip out punching people in the face!

When women become annoying, you move away Simple!

Now here is a real life example so you understand the complexity of the situation.

At a macro-economics lecture (~250 people) there were some guy’s right at the back laughing and talking loudly. I begin my 10 minute timer, once they cross the line 3-4 times. The professor told them multiple times (5-6) to be quiet, asking them much like your general hippy would, no authority in his voice.. Either way he had to stop each time for 1-2 minutes while he gave his speech about how they are disturbing others.

Once my 10 minute timer was finished and they continued being annoying and disruptive, I decided to stand up, turn around (being around 15m from them, i had to shout, making the entire lecture look at me) and told them to "STFU".

One of the guys seemed to express i should have asked nicely, i then told him that the professor has done so many times " and now im telling you to STFU, or i will slap you".

I sat down, within a minute later they decided it would be fun to throw a piece of paper at me, which would have been a great shot if they did hit me.. So i got up, went up to the guy who was speaking, and smacked him on the face.. Not hard, just enough to wake you up.

They didnt give anymore problems, i went back to my seat and continued my lecture.

The moral of the story is, if you say something to someone, always assume they will say "or what", and if your response would be nothing, then dont say anything in the first place.
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I would love Tefal to do some detective work on platinum87 to find out what he looks like.

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Yeah ^^

I could have sworn that Platinum87 was banned though? or am I thinking of someone else - clearly it's someone else since he's showing as not banned but still... :p
 
Wtf is an animal girl?

Also; not that I'm defending him, but Platinum87 references = boring way to show that you've been on GD for more than two weeks. Time to move on to a new meme perhaps....
 
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What's an animal girl?

I've no idea but wasn't Buffalo Bill was an animal guy? Half man half horse licenced to phoo in the street too by all accounts!
 
I'd get up, walk over there, I'd pick up her keyboard, whack her with it, get those cowbells, ram em where the sun don't shine, then everyone who was looking I'd be like, WTF are you all looking at? Do you all want smashing with my keyboard?
 
platinum87 said:
Platinum87's Approach..

There is absolutely no need to start something you will not finish, therefore "please be quiet" or variants are only to be used if you are at work etc.

You face two options, 1) Get up, move away from the annoying person or 2) Demand the person stfu and threaten action unless they comply, i.e. "STFU or i will slap you"..

I go with the slap approach, it signifies dominace, like a father slapping his child, to embarass the person with their friends etc. Thats why there is no need to do something stupid and flip out punching people in the face!

When women become annoying, you move away Simple!

Now here is a real life example so you understand the complexity of the situation.

At a macro-economics lecture (~250 people) there were some guy’s right at the back laughing and talking loudly. I begin my 10 minute timer, once they cross the line 3-4 times. The professor told them multiple times (5-6) to be quiet, asking them much like your general hippy would, no authority in his voice.. Either way he had to stop each time for 1-2 minutes while he gave his speech about how they are disturbing others.

Once my 10 minute timer was finished and they continued being annoying and disruptive, I decided to stand up, turn around (being around 15m from them, i had to shout, making the entire lecture look at me) and told them to "STFU".

One of the guys seemed to express i should have asked nicely, i then told him that the professor has done so many times " and now im telling you to STFU, or i will slap you".

I sat down, within a minute later they decided it would be fun to throw a piece of paper at me, which would have been a great shot if they did hit me.. So i got up, went up to the guy who was speaking, and smacked him on the face.. Not hard, just enough to wake you up.

They didnt give anymore problems, i went back to my seat and continued my lecture.

The moral of the story is, if you say something to someone, always assume they will say "or what", and if your response would be nothing, then dont say anything in the first place.
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Theres some holes in your story.

1. Hitting someone in an academic establishment infront of a professor will get you expelled pretty much instantly, wether you were defending him or not, or in the right or wrong or not, except for self defence (like, he has a knife).

2. Why "set your counter" and not just do it the first time, why give him 6 opportunities to be an idiot ?

3. Slapping someone when your a heterosexual man just makes you look like a homosexual man.

4. You said you should slap them, not punch them, so why did you punch him.

You have quite clearly made it up.
 
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