Back when I was working at Tesco before uni, some rather suspect character tried buying a chicken with a forged £20 note. It was so bad he was trying to prevent me from looking at it by trying to ask me daft questions like "Is that the price?" whilst shuffling about on his feet. I responded "No, that's the weight conversion. Look, the KG gives it away." and glanced down at the note to see the worst forgery of my life. He might aswell have tried to pay with monopoly money. The Queen's head was literally drawn on in pencil. I just burst out laughing and told him to do one.![]()
We had one at work recently in which the Queen appeared to have an afro in the watermark. What made it funnier was that in every other respect it was a very good fake.