What to do if you have a "ugly fish"

Jumpingmedic · 12 Sep 2006 at 22:20

cymatty said:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/5337358.stm

WTF.

So many insults... so little time.

Kitchster_uk · 12 Sep 2006 at 22:22

Rich_L said:
You shouldn't joke, what if your mother was a fish and was made to have her eye removed?

Wouldn't be arsed, goldfish only have a six second memory..

Still, none of that would matter cos I'd be a goldfish with a six second memory so I wouldn't care.

...

Greenlizard0 · 12 Sep 2006 at 22:44

I wonder if that would be possible with humans? I certainly hope so, there's a kid on our street with the ugliest face. Get rid of the face!!

cymatty · 12 Sep 2006 at 23:28

greenlizard0 said:
I wonder if that would be possible with humans? I certainly hope so, there's a kid on our street with the ugliest face. Get rid of the face!!

Haha, I demand pretty neighbours.

Violent-J · 12 Sep 2006 at 23:50

How is that newsworthy? :confused:

iViper · 12 Sep 2006 at 23:52

Rich_L said:
You shouldn't joke, what if your mother was a fish and was made to have her eye removed?

Hey, It wouldnt surprise me

lay-z-boy · 12 Sep 2006 at 23:52

Good god..... :eek:

Hey, i dont like the look of you, im going to decapitate you.

:/

Cybermyk · 12 Sep 2006 at 23:54

I heard birds eye are using the off cuts :eek:

iViper · 12 Sep 2006 at 23:56

Cybermyk said:
I heard birds eye are using the off cuts

^^

lay-z-boy · 12 Sep 2006 at 23:57

Cybermyk said:
I heard birds eye are using the off cuts

Nice.

*strokes other brands of food*

Psyk · 13 Sep 2006 at 00:00

Was it a rare fish or something? Why go to the bother of surgery. Just stamp on it and buy a new fish.

iViper · 13 Sep 2006 at 00:01

Psyk said:
Was it a rare fish or something? Why go to the bother of surgery. Just stamp on it and buy a new fish.

Its related to a certain stingray....

/gets coat

lay-z-boy · 13 Sep 2006 at 00:06

Psyk said:
Just stamp on it and buy a new fish.

I know i shouldn't, but i do find that funny

qwerty07 · 13 Sep 2006 at 00:23

ok what the hell

Vulcan · 13 Sep 2006 at 00:29

@ this thead

iViper · 13 Sep 2006 at 00:36

Longbow said:
@ this thead

What in the name.....

OF GOD

Is that?

A White Yeti thingymebob? :eek:

or perhaps a relative?

/runs

Tru · 14 Sep 2006 at 23:35

Tru said:
There has to be a reality TV show in there somewhere, Pet Cosmetic Surgery. The next big thing?

Holy ****, this program is on Channel 5 right now, W.T.F?!

Gilly · 15 Sep 2006 at 00:01

Tru said:
Holy ****, this program is on Channel 5 right now, W.T.F?!

Helium_Junkie · 15 Sep 2006 at 10:35

"The lump, which did not seem to distress the fish in any way, was removed along with one of its eyes."

A spokesman said "It wasn't suffering before, so we removed an eye. NOW he's distressed, sucka!"

gord · 15 Sep 2006 at 10:55

Well, thats one less decision the fish has to make.. now it only has to swim round anticlockwise..