What to do with 100 sparklers

[UncleRuckus]

Grind one up and sneakily put in a roll-up for someone.

 

[adolf hamster]

1.chisel off the coating material from the rods
2. collect it in a mound
3. light it with some method that allows you to be far away
4. observe the result
5.[optional] report to me what happens because I have genuinely no idea what will happen

 

[NVP]

Grind one up and sneakily put in a roll-up for someone.

 

[asim18]

Make a vest out of them

 

[FARGO]

Light them one at a time and make the moment last.

 

[Guest2]

Make a vest out of them

Grind all the stuff off, put it in a metal pipe with a fuse and weld the end shut.

Save until someone breaks into your house

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Stick them up your butt and pretend to be an upside down pin cushion.

 

[Pestilence]

Strap them to the most flame retardant clothing that you have, light and run down the street yelling WOOO WOOO SPARKLER MAN BROOOOOOS.

 

[bitslice]

Who would have thought a few sparklers would engender so many butt suggestions?

 

[asim18]

Who would have thought a few sparklers would engender so many butt suggestions?

Small girth, easily inserted.

 

[deanolfc]

This.

 

[Adam123]

This.

Wooow

Close the thread haha? Not sure that anything can top that?

 

[Barbie]

Wooow

Close the thread haha? Not sure that anything can top that?

Challenge Accepted.

 

[Sonea Fifer]

What's that -you've only got 100 you said . . . . . . .



To be fair I'm planning on using mine for photography fun in a meet I'm organising later this month

 

[Tefal]

Small girth, easily inserted.

no fun at all.

 

[Tefal]

lay them all out in an empty carpark in a partern light it and film it from a tree.

 

[Dave85]

Hah nice

 

[asim18]

no fun at all.

You can always bunch em together as you see fit

 

[tomparker95]

Put them through someones letter box.(dont do this )

 

[tomparker95]

lay them all out in an empty carpark in a partern light it and film it from a tree.

hahaha brilliant idea