What to do with a chicken?

Peter Diffey · 17 Oct 2007 at 16:42

Peter Diffey has recently purchased a chicken, this chicken is dead and in the fridge.
Peter Diffey wants to know how to cook this chicken to be the tastiest dinner ever.
Please tell Peter Diffey your suggestions as what to put on the chicken or what to do with it to make it taste most awsome.

Peter Diffey wishes to thank everyone

Admiral Huddy · 17 Oct 2007 at 16:43

peter diffey says please close this thread!!

aardvark · 17 Oct 2007 at 16:43

i was going to suggest choking it.

touch · 17 Oct 2007 at 16:44

remember to remove feathers

Jono · 17 Oct 2007 at 16:45

Pluck it - that's the first port of call. Maybe chop its head and feet off too.

Clark Nova · 17 Oct 2007 at 16:45

Cut a lemon in half and shove it up inside the chicken, then roast it.

Peter Diffey · 17 Oct 2007 at 16:45

No, in all seriousness guys please suggest ways to make it taste good

Megahurtz400 · 17 Oct 2007 at 16:45

Put some chicken flavourings on it.

Rich_L · 17 Oct 2007 at 16:45

I would love it if Peter Diffey keeps his 3rd person posting style for every thread

TheKnat · 17 Oct 2007 at 16:45

This like Simon says? If it doesn't have Peter Diffey in front of the sentence you mustn't do what it says!

On another note, cut off all the meat and use it in Sammichs. Easiest thing to do

Gilly · 17 Oct 2007 at 16:46

Peter Diffey says close rubbish threads.