What to do with the day?

Think about why all the dreams and aspirations you had as a kid have come to nothing. Where did it go wrong? Why is your life so terrible? Could you have made it better by making better life choices?

Sob as you realise that yes, you did have a chance at happiness if only you hadn't blown it. Miserable, grotty years spent masturbating to Littlewoods catalogues, posting on reddit and playing Magic : The Gathering have left you an empty, shallow and socially awkward man toddler, barely capable of looking after yourself let alone having any genuine chance of sharing your life with a partner.

You snuggle up closer to your waifu pillow and tell her that she's better than all those 3D girls anyway. Perhaps she smiles at you; it's hard to tell with the painkillers fizzing through your system. "Goodnight darling," you whisper and kiss her cloth mouth.
 
[FnG]magnolia;24655405 said:
Think about why all the dreams and aspirations you had as a kid have come to nothing. Where did it go wrong? Why is your life so terrible? Could you have made it better by making better life choices?

Sob as you realise that yes, you did have a chance at happiness if only you hadn't blown it. Miserable, grotty years spent masturbating to Littlewoods catalogues, posting on reddit and playing Magic : The Gathering have left you an empty, shallow and socially awkward man toddler, barely capable of looking after yourself let alone having any genuine chance of sharing your life with a partner.

You snuggle up closer to your waifu pillow and tell her that she's better than all those 3D girls anyway. Perhaps she smiles at you; it's hard to tell with the painkillers fizzing through your system. "Goodnight darling," you whisper and kiss her cloth mouth.
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Sounds like a freaky re-work of the script from sin city! :D
 
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